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    Default I've been having difficulty finishing lately, if you know what I mean....

    Bit of a nightmare, if I'm being honest.

    Don't know what's up.

    It was, last Thursday.
    I came outta the gym, and I was so damn horny, I almost stopped this chick in the street and asked her if she wanted me to take her to heaven and back in under 15 minutes.
    My nerve failed me at the last minute though.

    Anyways, I bell up this cost efficient escort whose in the area, and 5 minutes later I'm peeling off her underwear.

    I kid you not.
    I slammed this gal from every position there was.
    I had her kneel in front of me, whilst I jerked furiously into her open mouth.

    But alas, nothing.

    Eventually I just lay on the bed and had her do an obscene dance next to me, whilst I continued to jerk until I had cramps in my bicep.

    Covered in sweat, I eventually give it up for a bad nights work, shower, drink her coke that she was having with her dinner before I interrupted her, and bounce.


    Next day, I need to bust so damn bad.

    There's this masseuse I know.
    This chick could get blood from a stone.
    She's a seriously hard worker, nasty little piece, great set of tits, always on full display.
    If anyone can do it, she can.

    I lay on that massage table for 15 minutes of her intensely working my junk.
    The next 15 minutes I spent working my own junk, whilst she massaged my nipples and asshole.

    Again, with a gasp and covered in sweat, I give it up as a failed attempt.


    This morning, it took me - I kid you not - an hour and half.
    That's right.
    An hour and half, of intense jerking, to finally bust.

    It felt like I had just cracked the safe in fort knox when I eventually reached that itch that needed to be scratched so damn bad.

    And it was funny.
    All the different types of porno I looked at.
    Nothing.

    I actually ended up visualizing that masseuse I had visited, and thinking about reaming her pussy hole whilst she was bent over the table is eventually what got me off.


    She's one of my "long term projects".
    Playing hard to get, but I WILL bed her down eventually.


    But yeah.
    This not being able to bust business - it sucks!!
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    This happens to most guys at some time. Don't get hung up on it though, as it can cause things to get worse if you do.
    The gym workout may have been a contributing factor to your failure.

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    Whoops.

    Must have had a little slip of the tongue there.

    Thanks for editing that Floki.


    Yeah - I hear it can happen, but damn, when it does, it's hella off putting.

    Also (and Floki may edit this out as well), but I've been blazing a little bit recently.
    Not to much.
    But I'm wondering does that play a factor also...

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    another masterpiece

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    god that was long john
    i want my money back

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    Sometimes waters not enough, guy mate of mine mixes half lukewarm water and half apple juice with a pinch of salt in his waterbottle, for during work out and straight after. The fact it took a day to be able to bust as you put it further suggests Nitram is right.
    Don't see how lighting one up would contribute, unless you're still dehydrated when doing so - but I'm no doc so,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra View Post
    Sometimes waters not enough, guy mate of mine mixes half lukewarm water and half apple juice with a pinch of salt in his waterbottle, for during work out and straight after. The fact it took a day to be able to bust as you put it further suggests Nitram is right.
    Don't see how lighting one up would contribute, unless you're still dehydrated when doing so - but I'm no doc so,
    hi Cassandra
    sorry about the other night

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    Too much disco dancing and busting moves fries your balls and your brain.
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    Maybe you need to buy one of these





    Save you from wankers cramp


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    Hi John,

    I think I can help you, but first I need more details:

    Were you flaccid or erect or semi flaccid?

    How often do you masturbate?

    Are you bi?

    What medications are you on?

    What age are you?

    Are you obese?

    How much alcohol had you consumed?

    Are you stressed about something?

    Do you drink a lot of soya milk?

    How is your general health?

    When I have the above information, I may be in a better position to advise you.

    No PM's as I would have to charge you private patient fees

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