Bitch please, I'll live forever.
10 minutes later: gets run over by train while in bed.
*in heaven*
Saint Michael: Ah Mr.L run over by a runaway train I see. May I ask, how did a train come to be near you as there are no railway tracks near your abode?
LDM: It fell off the shelf.
Oh who am I kidding, I'm heading South to the tropics not the clouds!