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  1. 26-02-16, 01:36 #21
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    Last time I had a chocolate Easter rabbit lodged in my ass I just waited for it to melt. You end up with a chocolate covered shit ... much like what Ed Sheeran is but without the carrot top.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Fiona View Post
    does anyone spend there evenings chrionically masterbating with a sex toy
    ive had my rabbit stuck in my pussy for 4 hours now, im really worried it wont come out

    what should i do ive a sex toy stuck in my pussy should i call A&E or the smartians.

    or has anyone any wd40?
    You need to spend less time with a rabbit stuck in your pussy and more time reading the forums - that way you would have seen Kate's spelling lessons and wouldn't have made such a fundamental spelling mistake on your tout
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  4. 26-02-16, 03:24 #23
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    Holy Rabbit in heaven!!! What do you call an E-I Frape???? I'll be giving you a good spanking bird, yi brat of a woman :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Fiona View Post
    Holy Rabbit in heaven!!! What do you call an E-I Frape???? I'll be giving you a good spanking bird, yi brat of a woman :P
    It was amusing to watch this thread Fiona as I knew what was going on lol :P
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    maybe my little friend could help




















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  8. 26-02-16, 09:58 #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Fiona View Post
    does anyone spend there evenings chrionically masterbating with a sex toy
    ive had my rabbit stuck in my pussy for 4 hours now, im really worried it wont come out

    what should i do ive a sex toy stuck in my pussy should i call A&E or the smartians.

    or has anyone any wd40?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Fiona View Post
    Holy Rabbit in heaven!!! What do you call an E-I Frape???? I'll be giving you a good spanking bird, yi brat of a woman :P

    You love me p's why did none of us stay awake for the pizza man I don't like apache anyway and they didn't have chips

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    It was amusing to watch this thread Fiona as I knew what was going on lol :P

    Yes it was but I kept her dignity when I use the wd40 and eased it out
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    WD40 lolololol..... What pizza?? is there some left, i'm marvin!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Fiona View Post
    WD40 lolololol..... What pizza?? is there some left, i'm marvin!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by annabel taylor View Post
    you love me p's why did none of us stay awake for the pizza man i don't like apache anyway and they didn't have chips




    yes it was but i kept her dignity when i use the wd40 and eased it out
    oh my god lordy!!!!!!

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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