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    Question S.o.p

    Why is it that most escorts do not seem to have any S O P's


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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Why is it that most escorts do not seem to have any S O P's


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    Of course I know what a S O P is.
    But just for those who don't perhaps you should explain.

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    Because an S.O.P entails an actual physical document which could constitute actual physical evidence?

    Because the review would read 'I felt a bit rushed and she was very mechanical'.




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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveB View Post
    Of course I know what a S O P is.
    But just for those who don't perhaps you should explain.
    Enlighten me please !! Only S.O.P. I know has nothing to do with sex.
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    BTW there were actually 4 wise men, 1 was from Cavan hence 3 gifts

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    Standard operating procedure is not to have an S. O. P.
    You'll just have to feel your way along and go on instinct.
    However it is critical that all escorts adopt H. A. C. C. P. and prepare a safety statement.
    One potential hazard might well be reading a Bollocks thread when sober.
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    Next you guy will look for a kite mark or a fu***** guaranteed Irish sticker on the ladies ass !!
    Hope everybody has a safe, peaceful holiday season
    BTW there were actually 4 wise men, 1 was from Cavan hence 3 gifts

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    An SOP should include " for time and companionship"
    could also include procedures for using w c.
    and how to----------------- greet and meet

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    An SOP should include " for time and companionship"
    could also include procedures for using w c.
    and how to----------------- greet and meet
    So S O P does stand for Standard Operating Procedure. FFS!!
    This is not the army so At Ease Bollocks.

    AND GET YOUR FUCKING HAIR CUT!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    An SOP should include " for time and companionship"
    could also include procedures for using w c.
    and how to----------------- greet and meet

    Along with protocols for:
    * Dealing with drunk/angry/rude clients.
    * Effectively alerting clients to end of session.
    * Explaining the difference between a shower and quickly wetting their hair.
    * Discouraging assholes from wiping their knob on the curtain.
    Last edited by Mister Anderson; 19-02-16 at 22:27.

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    Should the punter not have his own SOP??

    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Why is it that most escorts do not seem to have any S O P's


    I can help you from experience,for a small fee.




    or a good fuck

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