Escort Expert...

[Epsilon]

True nbt, but you still have to learn which hole is the correct one. Then you have to learn what to do once you are in the correct hole. Then you have to learn how to maximise your pleasure while in the hole, and finally and most importantly, you have to learn how to give maximum pleasure to the proprietor of the hole.

I believe in life long learning.

But Carlos.. there are those who dont care which hole they use, and others that are very fussy about which hole and even some who wish to try all the holes......And then there are those who do not care about the pleasure or pain to the proprietor of the hole, they are only worried about the fun they can have in said holes...

[Wildthang]

in fairness what is there to be a expert about...............


u just put yer mickey in the hole


nbt

Ahh I love the poetic way in which you write...... straight to the point

[bigpaws]

Ouch.....
Carlos when you hit the grand... its all yours.. but so many people here that can hit 1000 posts and be called an expert..take qph..can he be called an expert when he has never even been with an escort?

From one Escort Expert to another that is an excellent point, particularly regarding QPH ................. the amount of posts I have written does not make me an Escort Expert but I am one all the same as I know many of them personally, ie. their life story, their hopes for the future, their concerns about their present lifestyle ............ I've even met their family members face to face and I've discovered one common aspect of them all ............ they are just ordinary ladies doing an extraordinary job and I love 'em!!

Paws

[pats bodyguard]

Just a thought...

I have recently reached the magic 1,000 posts.. which is quite sad realy and was given the title of "Escort Expert" personaly i dont think that the hat fits... yes i visit escorts and have a fair understanding of the business, but I would never consider myself an expert....
Patricia... Can we change the titles.. to maybe "Gold poster" "Diamond poster" or if anybody has any other suggestions, please contribute.. maybea sliding scale
100-250...... 250-500.. etc. etc.
Anybody else got any thoughts on this subject?

i reakon, just especially for epsilon on his 1000th post he should get the special title


COMEDY EXPERT

he brings more laughs to this forum than everyone else put together

[anon361]

How about you leave the Title structure as it is but as a reward or punishment whichever side of the coin you are looking at, upon reaching a certain amount of post's one can choose their own title, in my case it would be Mr. Niceguy


Doooh, just remembered, niceguy's always cum last

[thehighwayman]

How about....we all become users

new E-I user up to 50 posts
E-I user 50 - 100 posts
regular E-I user 100- 500 posts
Super E-I user 500 - 1000
E-I expert user 1000+ posts