Wankers at the door

[oldmanribber]

Wonderful idea
Pity that I don't have the balls for it

[bollocks]

It's wankers at the door season. oportunistic leeches in hope of being elected are starting to appear in a housing estate near you.

The question is what do you say to them?

Tempted to tell them all to "fuck off I'm busy watching some banal shite on tv"

I wonder do the political parties keep a tab on the reactions from each household from the last time they called?

I say that I will cum and vote for you.. a number 1