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    Cool Escorts wont answer their fones

    Here am I kneading sex urgently........i have an Erection,,,,,,,,,,and there are lodes of escorts around the korner,,doing 24 hours................are they all asleep or what.
    They wont do much business later to day with the Lewis strike.
    Their phones wont even wake them up.
    They shud be barred from turning them off

    The moderators will get a list of my complaints later to day,,,,,,and I hope they will take corrective action, against false advertising
    Last edited by LuckyLu; 11-02-16 at 11:55.

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    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Here am I kneading sex urgently........i have an Erection,,,,,,,,,,and there are lodes of escorts around the korner,,doing 24 hours................are they all asleep or what.
    They wont do much business later to day with the Lewis strike.
    Their fucking phones wont even wake them up.
    They shud be barred from turning them off

    The moderators will get a list of my complaints later to day,,,,,,and I hope they will take corrective action, against false advertising
    Dont be such a fucking tool. Get your dildo out and sort yourself out They are napping.... stocking up on their beauty sleep.

    For the record i do not own a Dildo and do not go to town on myself

    Yes i have woken up on the right side of the bed this morning

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Here am I kneading sex urgently........i have an Erection,,,,,,,,,,and there are lodes of escorts around the korner,,doing 24 hours................are they all asleep or what.
    They wont do much business later to day with the Lewis strike.
    Their fucking phones wont even wake them up.
    They shud be barred from turning them off

    The moderators will get a list of my complaints later to day,,,,,,and I hope they will take corrective action, against false advertising
    the looked at their phones and said oh its that bollocks again and went back to sleep, lol

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    Walshie will lend you one of his blow-up sex dolls, bollocks, any port in a storm
    Last edited by knibbs; 11-02-16 at 09:09.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    They wont do much business later to day with the Lewis strike.


    I always wondered why the LUAS was so busy — it is full of clients going to visit escorts LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    The moderators will get a list of my complaints later to day,,,,,,and I hope they will take corrective action, against false advertising
    ok, good morning,
    we will take immediate action against people sleeping or being too busy and not answering their phones at 05.49 am.
    Last edited by LuckyLu; 15-02-16 at 17:40.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Here am I kneading sex urgently........i have an Erection,,,,,,,,,,and there are lodes of escorts around the korner,,doing 24 hours................are they all asleep or what.
    They wont do much business later to day with the Lewis strike.
    Their fucking phones wont even wake them up.
    They shud be barred from turning them off

    The moderators will get a list of my complaints later to day,,,,,,and I hope they will take corrective action, against false advertising

    If you vote for me in the upcoming election I promise that I'll make it illegal for escorts to ever turn their phones off.



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    Good escorts are often busy escorts try to control yourself and book in advance

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Anderson View Post
    If you vote for me in the upcoming election I promise that I'll make it illegal for escorts to ever turn their phones off.


    Strange to see you here in daylight hours.
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