No Strings Attched

**tom rambo** · 11-02-16, 01:05

Originally Posted by zilch

There's definitely a lot of sexual tension around this place which is very strange considering whats on offer here.

I don't get why people get so worked up on an anonymous forum but hey...........

I think the should have made up sex, great sex that,

**Clueless** · 11-02-16, 01:10

There are strings attached to this statement....

Originally Posted by tom rambo

When I started going to see escorts, it was that I wanted a no strings Attached meeting with me a GFE,well for me it worked even better than I taught it would,now there are some ladies that are good friends of mine,I don't put up as many threads as I did before because of the threads been turned into a battleground, for some members here,members getting banned and myself getting over it, like all the fighting for the last week just not good, as this site is for meeting Ladies, in my case as many as I can,the members that are fighting and-and causing trouble should just kiss and make up, and end it all,

**Mister Anderson** · 11-02-16, 01:11

Originally Posted by tom rambo

I think the should have made up sex, great sex that,

The sex I best remember from most of my relationships is either the starting out sex or the making up sex.
The making up sex is sometimes a blast of fresh air into a stagnating situation.

Tom ... I think you should sleep with smallHorn

**Mister Anderson** · 11-02-16, 01:13

Originally Posted by alcatel

It's the part called the Indian Rope Trick.
Basic premise is,
Have rupees,
Tie the knot.
Get hitched.
Then get ditched,
And watch her disappear.

My wallet is like a black hole, no female ever gets to see beyond the event horizon.

**alcatel** · 11-02-16, 01:19

Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

My wallet is like a black hole, no female ever gets to see beyond the event horizon.

You are a tightwad?
Once inside nothing escapes that wallet.

**Mister Anderson** · 11-02-16, 01:26

Originally Posted by alcatel

You are a tightwad?
Once inside nothing escapes that wallet.

Bollocks. Sensible shoes.

**alcatel** · 11-02-16, 01:26

Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

My wallet is like a black hole, no female ever gets to see beyond the event horizon.

But this is a good policy.
Escort once told me, '' Your jeans are too tight''
So proceeded to pull seven shades of shite out of my trouser pockets,
giving my usual spiel of men needing handbags,
whereupon she pounced on the wallet,
taking an exceeding interest both in the lack of credit cards and the name on the single, solitary debit card she found.
A salutary lesson.
Protect your event horizon.

**alcatel** · 11-02-16, 01:29

Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

Bollocks. Sensible shoes.

Bollocks wearing sensible shoes has been in your wallet.

Didn't know Bollocks was a lesbian.
Oxymoron territory.

**michael5000** · 11-02-16, 10:34

Good advice

**pigsmickey** · 11-02-16, 14:22

Originally Posted by alcatel

You are fairly light hearted.
First thing came into my head was Slavetoyou (or his ilk)

Strung up.

Slave to you would be strung up by the balls (he probably wouldnt have it any other way)

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