Hot Lady

[alcatel]

http://mashable.com/2015/11/06/richa.../#1q7otuGtHOqg

he's looking for victims, sorry meant volunteers ( didnt want that nice lady Marsha to be one of them)

At least don't be a virgin on the maiden flight.

Be a shame if the only cherry popping you got was by slamming back to Earth in flames.

[alcatel]

I think if I had a GF or Wife like Megan Fox I would give up the punting life, lol

What would make you guys give up?

Bankruptcy.


Might be saying, sayonara soon

[Oh Kevin]

Bankruptcy.


Might be saying, sayonara soon

is that French for 'Hello'

[Barney Rubble]

I think if I had a BF or husband like Richard Branson I would give up the escorting life..

Don't know about mars but he makes great pickles !!

[happygolucky]

I think if I had a GF or Wife like Megan Fox I would give up the punting life, lol

What would make you guys give up?

A friend of mine had an absolutely stunning wife
Tall leggy busty slim with an ass and a face to die for
We all secretly drooled over her
He always seemed a bit indifferent to her when we were out
When they split up he told us she was a nightmare to live with
Nagging controlling and useless in bed.
He is now with a plain Jane and happy as Larry
As he said we got to look but he had to deal with her shit every day
Be careful what you wish for.
That's why I visit escorts
You know what you are getting and you can walk away

[liger79]

At least don't be a virgin on the maiden flight.

Be a shame if the only cherry popping you got was by slamming back to Earth in flames.

Don't you know... Everyone on that flight will be racing to fuck as soon as they get there. Imagine being able to say that you were the first to fuck on an entire planet!!!! Or that you popped your cherry on Mars. You would still be an earth virgin.

[ford pefect]

I think if I had a GF or Wife like Megan Fox I would give up the punting life, lol


What would make you guys give up?

What if Megan didn't like sex as often as you do ?

[eirefella]

A friend of mine had an absolutely stunning wife
Tall leggy busty slim with an ass and a face to die for
We all secretly drooled over her
He always seemed a bit indifferent to her when we were out
When they split up he told us she was a nightmare to live with
Nagging controlling and useless in bed.
He is now with a plain Jane and happy as Larry
As he said we got to look but he had to deal with her shit every day
Be careful what you wish for.
That's why I visit escorts
You know what you are getting and you can walk away

Show me a stunning woman and I'll show you a man who's sick of putting up with her shit.

[Walshie]

What if Megan didn't like sex as often as you do ?

I guess Chow Mein would get to see more of me then