Im an Escort/Client...Get me outta here

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We have had
(1)EI Apprentice
(2)EI Big Brother

They went quite well so I would like a new format to syndicate and make loads more money off

IM AN ESCORT/CLIENT...GET ME OUT OF HERE SHORTLIST

(1)Tom Sand (Again).............The red tops will love his antics
(2)Sonya Strawberry.............Almost 6ft of perfection to drive the guys wild/break up a few marriages or engagements
(3)Cassandra.............Speaks sense ...but in the craziest way ive yet seen
(4)Notbadforanoldman................Someone to make George Galloway look sane
(5)Frances Fitzgerald.............So she can see she is right to criminalise the guys who drool and leer after the Strawberry 24/7
(6)Rachel Divine.......because she was on holidays for the EI Big Brother shortlist (and she deserves 4 weeks of Tom Sand for her previous/non angelic antics)
(7)Hugh Grant................To verify he is no longer tempted to pull over for some chocolate on his way to work
(8)Oscar Moderator.............To test Rachels friendship and loyalty to the lady from scouseland with big tits and many pairs of shoes

(9)Wildcard to be introduced this time tomorrow....................these shows all seem to think this feature increases viewing figures