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    Exclamation The green / bluey door excursions of westsidex.

    So I decided last week to go for a massage. I checked out some place on ads. Oh before I go on, I wouldnt cut my hands off before giving money to some thai and I couldnt be arsed going through all the landmarks and geography of an escort or so I thought. How wrong I was. What became an appointment for a massage became a painting apprenticeship. So I text her and she text me back saying how much and where she was. Great so far so good. I go to where she says she was and I become geographically constipated. She tells me she is next to number 6 and all I get next to number six is a greeny /bluey door which is locked. So I phone her and ask where she is and she tells me. I says all I see is a greeny /bluey door. She says nope its brown. I says nope its bluey / greeny. She says are you in the right place? I says are you? I says can you just tell me again where you are? A brown door next to no 6 she says. I says Im there. She says come in. I says I cant. She says why? I says the door is locked. She says the brown one isnt. I says but the greeny / bluey one is. She says Im not in the greey / bluey door. I says I know. She says its the brown door. I says I know. She says come in. I says I cant. She says to stand over by the other path. I says I will. she says I can see you. I says thats nice isnt it? Then she says something that only I would have said. Hang on and I will come down and get you. Down she came out a shop door and back in a ????????????? Yep a brown door. So my painting apprenticeship came to an end.

    Oh by the way, you know the way guys pm each other on here for details of x y or z? Well dont bother because I wont answer you.

    yours colourfully,
    Westside.

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    Must PM you, to ask what the point of this thread is.
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    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    Must PM you, to ask what the point of this thread is.
    I might as well tell you to fuck off here and save you the bother.


    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    I might as well tell you to fuck off here and save you the bother.


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    I might PM you and ask what the point of your reply is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    I might PM you and ask what the point of your reply is.
    I might read your pm in a few years time or not at all.

    Westside.

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    Oh, of course you are la-la, not Tinkie Winkie, Poh or the other muppet.
    All is now crystal clear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    Oh, of course you are la-la, not Tinkie Winkie, Poh or the other muppet.
    All is now crystal clear.
    Speaking of muppets how are you?

    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    Speaking of muppets how are you?

    Westside.
    I refer to a ladies man thread about oxygen;-)

    Removing it from you would be welcomed by the Green Party.
    A major reduction in hot air and gas;-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    I refer to a ladies man thread about oxygen;-)

    Removing it from you would be welcomed by the Green Party.
    A major reduction in hot air and gas;-)
    What would you know about ladies? I reckon when your gf asked you to try 69 you replied did she want rice or chips with it.

    the worlds fucked,
    Westside.

    PS your not tombos secret gay lover are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    What would you know about ladies? I reckon when your gf asked you to try 69 you replied did she want rice or chips with it.

    the worlds fucked,
    Westside.

    PS your not tombos secret gay lover are you?
    I have released Tombo into the wild.
    Escorts are indeed rejoicing.
    He 'll even fit you in at the rate he' s going.
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