Is Dat Doggie Riding Yer Leg?

[DollyDarling]

Is it your own doggie? Everytime you sit on the sofa, a bowl of cheerios and the romote control, ready to watch some football, and that damn doggie is straight away on your lower leg, not even bothering to chat it up.

Is it the doggie next door, farmer Douche's sheepdog, who spends his life either chasing sheep over the green, or humping any human leg it fancies.

Is it the poor sod your sister rescued from the pound? Abused as a pup, and she would slap you hard, if you say "no" to this poor sod about anything. Giving him a better life, includes freedom to hump any leg it wants, without fear of a kick.

Or is it the prized showdog, snobbery at its finest, rhinestone collar and little pink jacket, pigtails behind the ears tied with yellow ribbon, cute little "yap yap" and little snob doggie thinks he can have his royal pene on any leg of its choice.

Ok. Well, NO MORE! NO MORE! does your leg have to be a victim of dog humping. Some genius has invented the perfect decoy, so your leg will always remain doggy hump free.

They are flying out the door, too many doggies humping around the world. Might be on back-order, but put your order in now, think of your poor leg's health!

[WTF]

Is it your own doggie? Everytime you sit on the sofa, a bowl of cheerios and the romote control, ready to watch some football, and that damn doggie is straight away on your lower leg, not even bothering to chat it up.

Is it the doggie next door, farmer Douche's sheepdog, who spends his life either chasing sheep over the green, or humping any human leg it fancies.

Is it the poor sod your sister rescued from the pound? Abused as a pup, and she would slap you hard, if you say "no" to this poor sod about anything. Giving him a better life, includes freedom to hump any leg it wants, without fear of a kick.

Or is it the prized showdog, snobbery at its finest, rhinestone collar and little pink jacket, pigtails behind the ears tied with yellow ribbon, cute little "yap yap" and little snob doggie thinks he can have his royal pene on any leg of its choice.

Ok. Well, NO MORE! NO MORE! does your leg have to be a victim of dog humping. Some genius has invented the perfect decoy, so your leg will always remain doggy hump free.

They are flying out the door, too many doggies humping around the world. Might be on back-order, but put your order in now, think of your poor leg's health!

my fella is straight.Just a well.He is one of these lads.


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He pushes me though,
Westside.

[mysterious Diana]

Is it your own doggie? Everytime you sit on the sofa, a bowl of cheerios and the romote control, ready to watch some football, and that damn doggie is straight away on your lower leg, not even bothering to chat it up.

Is it the doggie next door, farmer Douche's sheepdog, who spends his life either chasing sheep over the green, or humping any human leg it fancies.

Is it the poor sod your sister rescued from the pound? Abused as a pup, and she would slap you hard, if you say "no" to this poor sod about anything. Giving him a better life, includes freedom to hump any leg it wants, without fear of a kick.

Or is it the prized showdog, snobbery at its finest, rhinestone collar and little pink jacket, pigtails behind the ears tied with yellow ribbon, cute little "yap yap" and little snob doggie thinks he can have his royal pene on any leg of its choice.

Ok. Well, NO MORE! NO MORE! does your leg have to be a victim of dog humping. Some genius has invented the perfect decoy, so your leg will always remain doggy hump free.

They are flying out the door, too many doggies humping around the world. Might be on back-order, but put your order in now, think of your poor leg's health!

lol.. I am more a cat person...
But now i know what to get my grandma for her birthday..
Kiss
Di