Why you Shouldn't See Escorts if you are Looking for Love!

[alcatel]

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I disagree (not like me I know). It's a good idea for anyone looking for love to see Sex workers, as it means that they are not going to be thinking with their cock when they go on dates with the potential lover. Of course, I'm not saying that they should fall in love with us, but come see us to alleviate the tension while taking the time to find the right person.

That way they are going to be able to hold back on rushing the lady to bed and give themselves time to get to know them before hitting the sack. She will appreciate that he is not treating her like a sex object (so many guys doing this on dating sites these days) and when they do get it together it will hopefully be at a time where they know each other well enough to know where each other live and that they are both actually single etc.

People are in so much of a rush these days and it doesn't help if you have heavy balls as well lol.

If they do end up in a relationship, they may have a heavy ball as well as chain anyway.

[bettercallsaul]

I disagree (not like me I know). It's a good idea for anyone looking for love to see Sex workers, as it means that they are not going to be thinking with their cock when they go on dates with the potential lover. Of course, I'm not saying that they should fall in love with us, but come see us to alleviate the tension while taking the time to find the right person.

That way they are going to be able to hold back on rushing the lady to bed and give themselves time to get to know them before hitting the sack. She will appreciate that he is not treating her like a sex object (so many guys doing this on dating sites these days) and when they do get it together it will hopefully be at a time where they know each other well enough to know where each other live and that they are both actually single etc.

People are in so much of a rush these days and it doesn't help if you have heavy balls as well lol.

Good one,I fear the guys may miss the fact you were taking the piss,I fear far more you were serious....lol

[bettercallsaul]

Never go looking for love, it will come to you....

I was looking for a curry with rice,you never know what you will get!

[Opium1985]

Customers are loving us that's why they keep coming back for more love and affection 😂😂😂
And now without taking the piss, we can't control our feelings and sometimes we just fall in love with an escort or client....
U can't protect yourself and its occupational hazard...

[alcatel]

I was looking for a curry with rice,you never know what you will get!

No one goes looking for gastroenteritis but it will come to you.

[bettercallsaul]

No one goes looking for gastroenteritis but it will come to you.

I dunno,Once I was going into an exam at school and all I wanted was gastroenteritis.

[alcatel]

I dunno,Once I was going into an exam at school and all I wanted was gastroenteritis.

I can only extrapolate from your posts here of course, but I'm guessing you shat all over that exam paper anyway ;-)

[bettercallsaul]

I can only extrapolate from your posts here of course, but I'm guessing you shat all over that exam paper anyway ;-)

NO,jesus man! I got the nerd to do the exam and I went to the Cinema.

[dan8808]

Once upon a time in a land far, far away she liked you once (albeit she saw potential).

Maybe she still does?

"i give an escort the money to buy her own presents and i get sex"


Or pay her rent, car insurance etc. you know people have to live you know, we all do!

What? escorts are real people? hardly

[bettercallsaul]

What? escorts are real people? hardly

It's just a trick,don't believe it!

Next they will be telling us Santa is not real!