bitches!
So I went to the disco,i was giving it large (I have no idea what that is)
Anyway I went over to this really drunk chick,you know the type,she was female and drunk.... so I made my move,i tripped and fell,I sprained my ankle and had to go home.
Before I left I hopped over to this really hot slutty type,I knew her game,it was chess,she used the albin countergambit,I was drunk and my foot hurt,I considered making my move ,she was gone...
I question the logic of sharing this now.....
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Stick to the Fanta next time, might have more luck...well maybe not!
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Were there no old sluts there, ye know late 20's or early 30's ? Maybe an older woman would know how to kiss your sore ankle better !!Originally Posted by bettercallsaul
I hopped around to every chick there and even after grabbing them by the breasts they were not impressed pfffft! bitches!
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Dancing at the disco.
Sultan of love,
John Dunne tripped.
Hurt his ankle.
Heard a ping.
Now he's the jumper.
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
Yeah but did you get off?
I got off the Ambulance and the doctor says I will be off the crutches soon.....
His mother will be so so angry ...
So did you jizz in your ambulance?
She was probably more upset the time he tried.....nope I won't go there.
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