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  1. 23-01-16, 20:18 #1
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    So I went to the disco,i was giving it large (I have no idea what that is)

    Anyway I went over to this really drunk chick,you know the type,she was female and drunk.... so I made my move,i tripped and fell,I sprained my ankle and had to go home.
    Before I left I hopped over to this really hot slutty type,I knew her game,it was chess,she used the albin countergambit,I was drunk and my foot hurt,I considered making my move ,she was gone...
    I question the logic of sharing this now.....
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    Stick to the Fanta next time, might have more luck...well maybe not!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    So I went to the disco,i was giving it large (I have no idea what that is)

    Anyway I went over to this really drunk chick,you know the type,she was female and drunk.... so I made my move,i tripped and fell,I sprained my ankle and had to go home.
    Before I left I hopped over to this really hot slutty type,I knew her game,it was chess,she used the albin countergambit,I was drunk and my foot hurt,I considered making my move ,she was gone...
    I question the logic of sharing this now.....
    Were there no old sluts there, ye know late 20's or early 30's ? Maybe an older woman would know how to kiss your sore ankle better !!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    Were there no old sluts there, ye know late 20's or early 30's ? Maybe an older woman would know how to kiss your sore ankle better !!
    I hopped around to every chick there and even after grabbing them by the breasts they were not impressed pfffft! bitches!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    So I went to the disco,i was giving it large (I have no idea what that is)

    Anyway I went over to this really drunk chick,you know the type,she was female and drunk.... so I made my move,i tripped and fell,I sprained my ankle and had to go home.
    Before I left I hopped over to this really hot slutty type,I knew her game,it was chess,she used the albin countergambit,I was drunk and my foot hurt,I considered making my move ,she was gone...
    I question the logic of sharing this now.....
    Dancing at the disco.

    Sultan of love,

    John Dunne tripped.

    Hurt his ankle.

    Heard a ping.

    Now he's the jumper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    Dancing at the disco.

    Sultan of love,

    John Dunne tripped.

    Hurt his ankle.

    Heard a ping.

    Now he's the jumper.


    His mother will be so so angry ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Anderson View Post
    His mother will be so so angry ...
    She was probably more upset the time he tried.....nope I won't go there.
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    Battercallsaul, don't say you've forgotten your password for your 'John dunne' profile, you sad fucking gimp.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dob View Post
    Battercallsaul, don't say you've forgotten your password for your 'John dunne' profile, you sad fucking gimp.
    Who me,I can only imagine where you heard that lie from,lol

    Seriously buddy get better informed or just relax and enjoy the place,sometimes story's from bad sources are worse than no story
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