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    Default Weekend plans?

    I have my sock and it was washed last November so is still fresh,anyone else got plans?

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    I'm thinking of leaving my penis in the fridge and going for a few beers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Anderson View Post
    I'm thinking of leaving my penis in the fridge and going for a few beers.
    You remember when I told you to chill out .....google it bud,you got me all wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    You remember when I told you to chill out .....google it bud,you got me all wrong.

    Hmmmm, I see what you mean. Okay, I'll have to improve. I'll put my penis in the safe and the cat in the fridge. I had planned on sticking a six pack in the fridge for my penis to keep an eye on but they'll have to go in to safe now. I don't trust that cat with my beers and I'll be needing those beers for later on this evening when I finish writing my A-Z list of storms named after dead musicians.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Anderson View Post
    Hmmmm, I see what you mean. Okay, I'll have to improve. I'll put my penis in the safe and the cat in the fridge. I had planned on sticking a six pack in the fridge for my penis to keep an eye on but they'll have to go in to safe now. I don't trust that cat with my beers and I'll be needing those beers for later on this evening when I finish writing my A-Z list of storms named after dead musicians.
    That's better,see how your previous post made you seem weird and now you are cool?...Or not.

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    I've a decent lump of steak, a bottle of wine and a movie.
    That's the plan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Anderson View Post
    I'm thinking of leaving my penis in the fridge and going for a few beers.
    good but dont forget frozen y milk as well.......... save it for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Anderson View Post
    I'm thinking of leaving my penis in the fridge and going for a few beers.
    He means his strap on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by F-Dub View Post
    He means his strap on.
    No, he means his sausage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    I have my sock and it was washed last November so is still fresh,anyone else got plans?
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