If it actually was my apartment block, I'd turn off their heating, then call round with my massive tool.
If it actually was my apartment block, I'd turn off their heating, then call round with my massive tool.
My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
So I packed up all her clothes
And left.
TonyB (21-01-16)
I would be great living in the same block when the new law comes in
There was an apartment belonging to a certain lady that wasn't in my own building, but was directly opposite from mine. About 15 meters from the front door of my building to the one across the way... I had a lot of fun in that building! Plenty of lovely ladies used to come through on tour, and it was great not having to travel any further than that for a punt!
I suppose it technically was a 'brothel' some of the times when I was there, going by the absurd standard of the law, which we all know defines a 'brothel' as anywhere with more than one sex worker operating from it at any one time. Some of the ladies that came through touring on their own, others had another friend with them, and at least one duo used to tour there.
It was always a discreet location, and I even knew a few folks that lived in the building, and no one ever complained about there being a lot of foot traffic in and out of the building. I did see on more than one occasion some other gents who were outside the outer gate of the complex, fumbling with their phones whilst trying to enter the 6 digit entry code; but it takes a punter to know a punter, so to the untrained eye, it was just someone there to visit a friend!
As far as I know, that apartment is still in use to this day... Ahh, the memories...
Fighting the Good Fight...
The caller to Joe thinks that it is a gay brothel. Some man then called in and said he should confront the alleged pimps himself.
He was all for a bit of violence.
bettercallsaul (21-01-16)
I am glad you see the good points about living closer to escorts
However, do not tell any escorts you're living right there unless maybe you become good friends or something.
Most ladies are paranoid about someone who's able to be at your door in 2 secs without any codes, as all it takes it's just one guy who doesn't understand or care how rules work and decide to ring your bell unannounced.
But also, for all of you security conscious guys, keep in mind that if you are closer to an escort she is closer to you as well, most escorts would pretend they don't recognise you if they see you with your wife for example ... but what if she says hello ?
The D Man (21-01-16)
bettercallsaul (21-01-16)