We just don't click!

[David Feckem]

I want your opinions guys! So... You go to see a girl! Everything is perfect, the girl is the one from the pictures, you have a nice chat,you have shower before and after, the location is very good, you got all your requested services and even more!Then...you can't complain of something particular and you say... I think we just don't click! I want to understand better this way of thinking and i am asking you guys... What do you expect from an escort ??? Fall in love at the first sight?the escort have to cook for you? the escort have to marry you? The escort have to wash you?the escort have to posese super powers and read even your deepest tought? Does the escort have to chane your life in 30 minutes? What do you actualy expect from a "click"??? Because for me a "click" is a nice horny, smiley , friendly , clean guy with a hard cock! now that's a perfect "click"!)! Tell me about your "clicks", please!

I agree with blue rebel. Escorting is a business but it's great to meet an escort who doesn't make the whole thing seem businesslike. If she's the lady in the photos and the unphotoshopped version is reasonably close that's a good start. Some escorts set the bar high as they greet you as if they are delighted to meet you and are very engaged and in the moment. An escort who doesn't attack your hard on with a couple of swift tugs and a condom as soon as you return from the shower like some kind of snake wrangler for the local zoo is nice too

[The dirt bird]

Yeah... We can click again sometimes, Mr Trouble!

Looking forward to it.......
Do you still have the mirror 😆

[bettercallsaul]

I agree with blue rebel. Escorting is a business but it's great to meet an escort who doesn't make the whole thing seem businesslike. If she's the lady in the photos and the unphotoshopped version is reasonably close that's a good start. Some escorts set the bar high as they greet you as if they are delighted to meet you and are very engaged and in the moment. An escort who doesn't attack your hard on with a couple of swift tugs and a condom as soon as you return from the shower like some kind of snake wrangler for the local zoo is nice too

Have many snake wranglers in zoo's attacked your penis? Is it something you want to talk about,perhaps a new thread? Maybe stay away from the zoo or keep your pants on?

[The dirt bird]

Have many snake wranglers in zoo's attacked your penis? Is it something you want to talk about,perhaps a new thread? Maybe stay away from the zoo or keep your pants on?

I had my penis attacked in the shower one time by a pair of fake tits attached to a person and loved every second but you knew that already lol

[David Feckem]

Have many snake wranglers in zoo's attacked your penis? Is it something you want to talk about,perhaps a new thread? Maybe stay away from the zoo or keep your pants on?

A few. But it's probably partly my fault for tattooing it to look like a python.

[bettercallsaul]

I had my penis attacked in the shower one time by a pair of fake tits attached to a person and loved every second but you knew that already lol

A few. But it's probably partly my fault for tattooing it to look like a python.

My nephew is five and his Imagination is not even close!

[bettercallsaul]

Actually this is a good thread,can we take the banter to a new one and leave this alone,it is a good thread topic and we are going wildly off topic (my fault)

[F-Dub]

" Because for me a "click" is a nice horny, smiley , friendly , clean guy with a hard cock! now that's a perfect "click"!)!"

That sums me up perfectly

"Can you cook" cool

And no we have not met.

[The dirt bird]

Actually this is a good thread,can we take the banter to a new one and leave this alone,it is a good thread topic and we are going wildly off topic (my fault)

Large fake tits is "on topic" No matter what conversation you are having.
😎

[bettercallsaul]

" Because for me a "click" is a nice horny, smiley , friendly , clean guy with a hard cock! now that's a perfect "click"!)!"

That sums me up perfectly

"Can you cook" cool

And no we have not met.

Just to be clear,you want to meet Sonya and not a nice guy with a clean hard cock? Tombo awaits your reply!