Why oh why - do I come on an escort dedicated forum, and post accounts of me hitting on club chicks?
I don't know why....
I guess cause, escorting kind of, circumvents the social requisites we go through when trying to get a chick into bed.
Kind of an.... enigma, shall we say - the whole sex-for-money game.
The other reason is of course, the only other localized forum I could potentially post this in would be boards.ie.
As a matter of fact, I have. I have posted there.
And.... the thread got deleted and I got my account frozen.
I like posting on the underground also, which is one of the few forums besides this one, which tolerates the explicitness of my posts - but them yankies don't quite "get" the Irish scene.
I don't think the Irish even "get" the Irish scene - but it resonates better with us, put it that way.
Anyways - went out last night.
After I'd hit on every chick on the dance floor, which wasn't very many, Friday night, at about 2am, I just went home, ate my muesli, jerked off, and went to sleep.
Tonight, we had a house party first.
I was working this cute ass chick for about, pfff, half an hour at least.
Next thing - BAM - she walks off and that's it.
Later, in the disco - there was this old mature woman than basically asked if I wanted to fuck.
It's just, she was too old. She was just.... so old, 'n stuff.
But what grinds my gears?
And this is the crux of the issue.
Chicks - some of them - they've been gifted, by nature, whatever, good looks.
A naturally pretty face.
Sure, they make the addition of nice clothes and hair do - but what they've got, they were given.
They didn't have to work for it.
And - it's like, they feel/behave, entitled because of it.
You think the world owes you a living just cause you got a pretty face??
Not only do they behave self entitled, arrogant - but they actually abuse their naturally advantageous disposition, by - in my case - what I call, Tease and Denial.
Chicks get up in your space, making sure they've got your attention, then tell you to fuck off, in so many words.
Anyways - I hit on many a chicks.
I grinded a couple of asses, but ultimately, I'm gonna be typing p-o-r-n-h-u-b-.-c-o-m. into my browser just now, to get my saturday night fix.
PS - don't blame me for not calling an escort.
I might actually consider it, if I were to believe that their photos were in actual fact, genuine.