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    Default Dammit!! Can't BELIEVE I didn't get lucky - 2nd night in a row

    Why oh why - do I come on an escort dedicated forum, and post accounts of me hitting on club chicks?

    I don't know why....
    I guess cause, escorting kind of, circumvents the social requisites we go through when trying to get a chick into bed.
    Kind of an.... enigma, shall we say - the whole sex-for-money game.

    The other reason is of course, the only other localized forum I could potentially post this in would be boards.ie.

    As a matter of fact, I have. I have posted there.
    And.... the thread got deleted and I got my account frozen.

    I like posting on the underground also, which is one of the few forums besides this one, which tolerates the explicitness of my posts - but them yankies don't quite "get" the Irish scene.
    I don't think the Irish even "get" the Irish scene - but it resonates better with us, put it that way.


    Anyways - went out last night.
    After I'd hit on every chick on the dance floor, which wasn't very many, Friday night, at about 2am, I just went home, ate my muesli, jerked off, and went to sleep.

    Tonight, we had a house party first.
    I was working this cute ass chick for about, pfff, half an hour at least.
    Next thing - BAM - she walks off and that's it.

    Later, in the disco - there was this old mature woman than basically asked if I wanted to fuck.
    I declined.
    It's just, she was too old. She was just.... so old, 'n stuff.

    But what grinds my gears?

    And this is the crux of the issue.

    Chicks - some of them - they've been gifted, by nature, whatever, good looks.
    A naturally pretty face.

    Sure, they make the addition of nice clothes and hair do - but what they've got, they were given.
    They didn't have to work for it.

    And - it's like, they feel/behave, entitled because of it.

    What, bish!!

    You think the world owes you a living just cause you got a pretty face??

    Not only do they behave self entitled, arrogant - but they actually abuse their naturally advantageous disposition, by - in my case - what I call, Tease and Denial.

    Chicks get up in your space, making sure they've got your attention, then tell you to fuck off, in so many words.


    Anyways - I hit on many a chicks.
    I grinded a couple of asses, but ultimately, I'm gonna be typing p-o-r-n-h-u-b-.-c-o-m. into my browser just now, to get my saturday night fix.

    So lame.


    PS - don't blame me for not calling an escort.
    I might actually consider it, if I were to believe that their photos were in actual fact, genuine.
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    Most ladies have genuine photos.

    I discovered a long time ago that I'd easily spend €200 trying to pick up a woman on a night out and usually end up with a hangover.
    Now I'm older I couldn't be bothered wasting time, I save myself the hangover and I mostly just pay for sex.
    It's cheaper and easier, plus the women look better.
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    What's it called when you have deja-vu of deja-vu?
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    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    What's it called when you have deja-vu of deja-vu?
    It is called déjà vu all over again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    What's it called when you have deja-vu of deja-vu?
    I must say for a guy to be able to write like this at 3am in the morning after being out clubbing is an achievement in itself,
    When I used to arrive home from clubs and parties in my time I was lucky to be able take my pants off for bed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Dunne View Post
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    Not only do they behave self entitled, arrogant - but they actually abuse their naturally advantageous disposition, by - in my case - what I call, Tease and Denial.

    Chicks get up in your space, making sure they've got your attention, then tell you to fuck off, in so many words.//

    Lol thats biology son, they have to check out 1000s, young guys go for The One with their tongues dragging on the floor.

    Take some free advice from your namesake John Donne:


    "Licence my roving hands, and let them go
    Before, behind, between, above, below
    .”
    Mmmm-hmm




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    Freshers, what are they like eh. Smh.
    C'est Moi

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue rebel View Post
    I must say for a guy to be able to write like this at 3am in the morning after being out clubbing is an achievement in itself,
    When I used to arrive home from clubs and parties in my time I was lucky to be able take my pants off for bed.
    haha - I actually felt myself going blurry eyed writing that last night.
    Though, I needed to blow off some steam so, I worked right through it.
    I'm kind of, "product focused", so if I don't score, I go straight in "analyze" mode.

    Though, I'm actually one of those, "fanta filled fuckers" - I don't actually drink alcohol.

    The publicans must love seeing me coming: "Oh great - this guy that spends all night on our premises every Saturday, drinks tap water, and we never make a fucking dime off him" - haha.
    But it does help with clarity of mind in the morning.

    Thankfully I don't have them mornings when I wake up and am like, "holy shit! How do I get out of this situation now...".
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Dunne View Post
    haha - I actually felt myself going blurry eyed writing that last night.
    Though, I needed to blow off some steam so, I worked right through it.
    I'm kind of, "product focused", so if I don't score, I go straight in "analyze" mode.

    Though, I'm actually one of those, "fanta filled fuckers" - I don't actually drink alcohol.

    The publicans must love seeing me coming: "Oh great - this guy that spends all night on our premises every Saturday, drinks tap water, and we never make a fucking dime off him" - haha.
    But it does help with clarity of mind in the morning.

    Thankfully I don't have them mornings when I wake up and am like, "holy shit! How do I get out of this situation now...".
    But you woke up alone,was that a situation you were hoping for?

    John it appears I was wrong about you and I just wanted to apologise,I had you down as a troll,you are it seems just a young guy with very little experience in dating or even how to approach women.

    Now with that said You really have to try going to clubs and just relax and see what happens,throwing yourself at everyone with a pulse just seems like a night of torture,do you not have friends to go out with or a wingman would be better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larrii View Post
    Lol thats biology son, they have to check out 1000s, young guys go for The One with their tongues dragging on the floor.

    Take some free advice from your namesake John Donne:


    "Licence my roving hands, and let them go
    Before, behind, between, above, below
    .”
    I will NEVER, be that guy.

    Just can't do it.

    It seems to me different chicks have different "glitches", they go for in various guys.

    Cause, to be perfectly honest, I see some cracking chicks, and the dudes they end up flirting with - I'm sorry - but they're not better looking than me.
    They're not as athletic, as well educated, as articulate - and god damn - they definitely can't dance as well as I can.

    It's like, some chicks go for the, "bad dudes", or even guys that are acting like focking idiots.
    I wonder is that like, daddy issues or something?
    By example - that last chick I went home, the crazy bish with the whip and everything - her housemate was a cracker.
    But the chick was telling me that, she, her housemate, likes to go for the "druggy" type.

    The "druggy" type?
    I mean, that makes no focking sense to me what.so.ever.
    What is it about taking drugs that could possible increase their appeal factor?
    Silliness, as far as I'm concerned - and I won't stoop that low.
    Fock 'em.

    And then of course, some just tease and deny every mofo in the place.

    I dunno - maybe they're looking for the dude that's gonna, "drag his tongue on the ground for them", as you say - but I just can. not. do it.
    It'd be a compromise of every moral principle I hold dear.

    Not gonna be a pussy.
    Never have.
    Never will.

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