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  1. 16-01-16, 19:34 #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by tom sand View Post
    omg
    so funny
    why look at his number of post's
    he be the Devil
    omg so funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    Hilarious Tom. Eh I'd keep off them funny looking mushrooms if I were you.

    Speaking of the devil though... the devil doesn't ask that you pray to him daily. The devil doesn't require blood sacrifice. The devil accepts you for who you are.

    Therefore it is only logical that what people perceive to be "god" and "the devil" is actually in reverse, i.e. god is the devil and the devil is god.
    Well, speak of the devil


    Or rather, talk of an ass and he's sure to pass.
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    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tom sand View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by tom sand View Post
    it was Hilarious
    it was so funny
    Avert your eyes Tom.

    You have been 40 days in the wilderness and Lucifer is leading you astray.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    Well, speak of the devil


    Or rather, talk of an ass and he's sure to pass.
    Pass what? Wind?
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    I'm sorry but who cares. The Church is the church, not God. It's hardly as if it's difficult to set up one of your own.
    What if "It's Raining Men" and 'Let the bodies hit the floor' are both about the same event but from different perspectives 🤔
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra View Post
    I'm sorry but who cares. The Church is the church, not God. It's hardly as if it's difficult to set up one of your own.
    OMG YES! WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THIS BEFORE!!!!!!

    The Church of LDM. GENIUS! Need an archbishop....... Saul you wanna be my archbishop????
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    OMG YES! WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THIS BEFORE!!!!!!

    The Church of LDM. GENIUS! Need an archbishop....... Saul you wanna be my archbishop????
    It sounds kinky and sexual,I would agree but I don't want what the catholic ones wanted,I want over eighteen year old female alter girls!
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    Quote Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce View Post
    Oh sweetheart have you considered diplomacy?

    If only I had faith I would feel all warm inside with your post.

    But alas I don't so it's the diplomatic core for you!
    I don't have patience for stupid people as I've said elsewhere online. Diplomacy involves dealing with far too many such people.
    What if "It's Raining Men" and 'Let the bodies hit the floor' are both about the same event but from different perspectives 🤔
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    Hilarious Tom. Eh I'd keep off them funny looking mushrooms if I were you.

    Speaking of the devil though... the devil doesn't ask that you pray to him daily. The devil doesn't require blood sacrifice. The devil accepts you for who you are.

    Therefore it is only logical that what people perceive to be "god" and "the devil" is actually in reverse, i.e. god is the devil and the devil is god.



    "The Bible, that’s God’s book. As far as I know the Devil hasn’t brought out a book, we don’t know his side of the argument. If you ask me the Devil and God are having an argument and the Devil is being the bigger man, cause God’s just writing shit about him and the Devil’s going “I’m not even gonna fucking comment son, if you talk about me like that”"

    — Jim Jeffries
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Anderson View Post
    "The Bible, that’s God’s book. As far as I know the Devil hasn’t brought out a book, we don’t know his side of the argument. If you ask me the Devil and God are having an argument and the Devil is being the bigger man, cause God’s just writing shit about him and the Devil’s going “I’m not even gonna fucking comment son, if you talk about me like that”"

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    Codex Gigas,the fucker was bluffing,the little devil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    Codex Gigas,the fucker was bluffing,the little devil.


    Shush now, you're ruining a perfectly good joke.
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