Circumventing the new law

**casman** · 13-01-16, 20:58

Originally Posted by bettercallsaul

Find the perfect escort and stop punting.

Shut up you

**knibbs** · 13-01-16, 21:29

Originally Posted by TonyB

I'm just thinking out loud really, but was wondering if there are any good ideas for getting around this new law.

I wasn't visiting an escort, I have been attending private tuition classes in sex education.

Anyone else any good ideas?

I going to take stuntman lessons Tony so when the police break in I'm going to jump through the window to avoid capture, I just hope i don't cut the mickey off myself or all will be over

**Zealot7** · 13-01-16, 22:11

Anyway, I'm getting me a Garda Uniform. Sure... they'd never suspect one of the own, right??

Originally Posted by SteveB

Weirdly, the way the law was worded in The North that is the case. Payment can be anything, drink, meal, fuel for car etc. So if you have any sort of sexual contact with anyone under any circumstances and it can be shown that you have bought her a drink or even offered her a lift in your car you are technically committing an offence.
Strangely, there are no exemptions even for long-term relationships or even if you are married. Stupid law or what?

It really does boggle the mind, doesn't it? Better arrest every married couple or un-married couple then.

The "law" or rather soon to be "law" in the South is worded such that the implications are the same, or at least what I read was.

**Cortez** · 13-01-16, 22:20

I was thinking of setting up a pizza delivery service. I could go in while the lady was "looking for some change". As well as getting my Nat King Cole I could have a slice of pepperoni going out the door. I was even thinking of getting a cap and T shirt. Feck it, I may as well go in for a bit of role play while I'm at it.

**Meursault** · 13-01-16, 22:27

**tom sand** · 13-01-16, 22:30

Originally Posted by Meursault

if you build it they will come
literally
god i am so funny

**MidlifeCrisis** · 14-01-16, 16:32

Here's how Billy Bob Thornton would handle the situation.

**SteveB** · 14-01-16, 16:49

Originally Posted by MidlifeCrisis

Here's how Billy Bob Thornton would handle the situation.

If they bring in the new law we should think about circumventing a few politicians. With a dull spoon.

Only joking

really.

**alcatel** · 14-01-16, 18:03

Originally Posted by knibbs

I going to take stuntman lessons Tony so when the police break in I'm going to jump through the window to avoid capture, I just hope i don't cut the mickey off myself or all will be over

If you do manage to inflict a DIY nip/tuck on yourself, you won't need to worry about this new law.

**alcatel** · 14-01-16, 18:04

Circumvent the proposed law by keeping your mouth shut.

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