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    Question Sex in the Dark

    Its always sex with the lights on. WHY?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Its always sex with the lights on. WHY?
    I usually find that most times that I visit an escort there is not enough light- I wanna see the lady that I am with!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Its always sex with the lights on. WHY?
    Because for too long the Irish were in the dark about the birds and the bees.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    Because for too long the Irish were in the dark about the birds and the bees.
    Sure they all look the same upside down in the dark

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    Quote Originally Posted by dob View Post
    Sure they all look the same upside down in the dark
    No they don't,they really really don't

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    Quote Originally Posted by dob View Post
    Sure they all look the same upside down in the dark
    Hope you can feel the difference between a penis and vagina by touch.
    Unless you're bi and it might not matter.
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    [QUOTE=alcatel;1698510]Hope you can feel the difference between a penis and vagina by touch.
    Unless you're bi and it might not matter.[/QUOT

    One goes out and the other goes in

    and they sort of fit together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post

    One goes out and the other goes in

    and they sort of fit together.


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    Quote Originally Posted by dob View Post
    Sure they all look the same upside down in the dark
    And the bees have a sting in their tails.




    The birds just shit on you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    Because for too long the Irish were in the dark about the birds and the bees.
    Yeh, We even met them in the dark at discos, and they might as well have been deaf, with all that noise.

    ALL YOU COULD DO IS FEEL and feel

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