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    Default What a SHIT day!!

    Jeez had a day from hell, first up row with wife, then got zapped and decided fix the damn security light.
    So up 30 feffin feet or more ,disconnected old one and out of nowhere a fuckin gale and rain starts, now I don't mind heights did a test in August from helicopter in full battle rattle, but the rain was cold and hard,taped up cable and dried off,rain stopped up again and all okay but when finished,light not working down to shop and guy says do not touch bulb with hands! How you supposed to fit it your mouth ?.So home to get money and coming out grab wrong keys,( why do all car keys look the same)
    Locked out and it is raining again,had money so was really tempted to go to bar.
    But no finish job first got spare key eventually after long walk in rain, when I get back in phone rings wife says not to worry about it she obviously spent a lot shopping.
    Now finished and it works going for meal and lots of beer but wife still shopping any takers ladies
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    Quote Originally Posted by lapd View Post
    Jeez had a day from hell, first up row with wife, then got zapped and decided fix the damn security light.
    So up 30 feffin feet or more ,disconnected old one and out of nowhere a fuckin gale and rain starts, now I don't mind heights did a test in August from helicopter in full battle rattle, but the rain was cold and hard,taped up cable and dried off,rain stopped up again and all okay but when finished,light not working down to shop and guy says do not touch bulb with hands! How you supposed to fit it your mouth ?.So home to get money and coming out grab wrong keys,( why do all car keys look the same)
    Locked out and it is raining again,had money so was really tempted to go to bar.
    But no finish job first got spare key eventually after long walk in rain, when I get back in phone rings wife says not to worry about it she obviously spent a lot shopping.
    Now finished and it works going for meal and lots of beer but wife still shopping any takers ladies
    You will need a nice massage, and then bring your ladders an fix my outdoor light......Sometimes the effin rain blows upwards, and light goes out. Try silly cone to seal.. You pretty well have to handle them tungsten lamps

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    it will be even worse if your wife or one of her friends reads the forums here , you gave a detail about your life that not many would have done .
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    Age doesn't equal maturity - just look around !
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    Quote Originally Posted by joggon View Post
    it will be even worse if your wife or one of her friends reads the forums here , you gave a detail about your life that not many would have done .
    I doubt that lapd is too concerned about what other people know about him, he has given a fair amount of detail in his previous posts.

    He could be doing a lot worse, its not like he is setting up false user names and posting false negative reviews for escorts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lapd View Post
    Jeez had a day from hell, first up row with wife, then got zapped and decided fix the damn security light.
    So up 30 feffin feet or more ,disconnected old one and out of nowhere a fuckin gale and rain starts, now I don't mind heights did a test in August from helicopter in full battle rattle, but the rain was cold and hard,taped up cable and dried off,rain stopped up again and all okay but when finished,light not working down to shop and guy says do not touch bulb with hands! How you supposed to fit it your mouth ?.So home to get money and coming out grab wrong keys,( why do all car keys look the same)
    Locked out and it is raining again,had money so was really tempted to go to bar.
    But no finish job first got spare key eventually after long walk in rain, when I get back in phone rings wife says not to worry about it she obviously spent a lot shopping.
    Now finished and it works going for meal and lots of beer but wife still shopping any takers ladies
    It comes with paper or foam to fit it
    However if you wanna get the ladder out again you can wipe it clean with whiskey ...................and refit with the PAPER or FOAM
    Happy new yr...your Xmas present is below

    Last edited by xagerate; 03-01-16 at 23:14. Reason: Seriously...who the fuck makes a video on how to do things like this?. #lonelyguy

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    Quote Originally Posted by lapd View Post
    Jeez had a day from hell, first up row with wife, then got zapped and decided fix the damn security light.
    So up 30 feffin feet or more ,disconnected old one and out of nowhere a fuckin gale and rain starts, now I don't mind heights did a test in August from helicopter in full battle rattle, but the rain was cold and hard,taped up cable and dried off,rain stopped up again and all okay but when finished,light not working down to shop and guy says do not touch bulb with hands! How you supposed to fit it your mouth ?.So home to get money and coming out grab wrong keys,( why do all car keys look the same)
    Locked out and it is raining again,had money so was really tempted to go to bar.
    But no finish job first got spare key eventually after long walk in rain, when I get back in phone rings wife says not to worry about it she obviously spent a lot shopping.
    Now finished and it works going for meal and lots of beer but wife still shopping any takers ladies
    I will take you lol x
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    Hope your afternoon will get better. As for the shopping...may I suggest something....Click image for larger version. 

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    [B][I]Life is too short for bad coffee and bad sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce View Post
    I'm not working for the Sunday World who cares!
    Fair enough IDF, I'm letting it go now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by xagerate View Post
    It comes with paper or foam to fit it
    However if you wanna get the ladder out again you can wipe it clean with whiskey ...................and refit with the PAPER or FOAM
    Happy new yr...your Xmas present is below

    It needs to be explained in more detail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    It needs to be explained in more detail.
    Just use tissue paper around the element and you will be away in a hack

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