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    Default Man Jailed For Jerking off in Woman's Coffee!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Mod View Post
    Coffee with cream madam ?
    What a dangerous dirt bag .
    Last edited by zilch; 31-12-15 at 11:41.

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    Wow that takes balls

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    what a wanker
    Last edited by funlover12; 31-12-15 at 14:15. Reason: there may or may not be many ways to interpret that^


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    Thank heavens I read this, If I had known it was illegal I would have stopped years ago

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    It wasnt recognised as sexual assault

    jesus wept and when I say wept I mean wanked in your coffee

    maybe their arguement is, even though its taking bodily fluids non consensually, the hotness of the coffee will sterilise it
    either way,


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    There was a waitress once who told a similar story on the Gerry Ryan show.
    A female customer once complained about salad , who sent it back
    The chef was really pissed off with her so wanked into her salad and the waitress brought it back to her
    She ate it and said that,s better

    Moral of the story
    If your not happy with your food then never make a scene , send it back for a new dish


    " WE ARE CONNACHT "

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    maybe its has way of getting her to do CIM

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    A take-away near where I use to live ran by British Pakistanis had been found out that they wanking their load in to the Garlic sauce and Mayo sauce.
    They were closed down, but reopened a few months after.
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