Do you find it hard to write reviews?

[The dirt bird]

I have been finding it harder recently to write reviews. I feel it is fair to other guys and escorts to give a fair review. But something feels strange about reviewing another human being.
Is it just me or is the process a difficult one ?
After reading my most recent review it still don't feel it does the young lady justice but it's the best in can do.
Maybe I should have paid more attention in school some guys seem to get it just right.

[bollocks]

I have been finding it harder recently to write reviews. I feel it is fair to other guys and escorts to give a fair review. But something feels strange about reviewing another human being.
Is it just me or is the process a difficult one ?
After reading my most recent review it still don't feel it does the young lady justice but it's the best in can do.
Maybe I should have paid more attention in school some guys seem to get it just right.

Keep them simple and short

[Mister Anderson]

I have been finding it harder recently to write reviews. I feel it is fair to other guys and escorts to give a fair review. But something feels strange about reviewing another human being.
Is it just me or is the process a difficult one ?
After reading my most recent review it still don't feel it does the young lady justice but it's the best in can do.
Maybe I should have paid more attention in school some guys seem to get it just right.

Yup, I feel a bit odd doing it too. I'm constantly second guessing in case I might have accidentally written something derogatory.

Keep them simple and short

I find it hard to write simple and short when it comes to reviews, I wish I could master a more efficient use of the language but I can't.

[Stephanie]

I have been finding it harder recently to write reviews. I feel it is fair to other guys and escorts to give a fair review. But something feels strange about reviewing another human being.
Is it just me or is the process a difficult one ?
After reading my most recent review it still don't feel it does the young lady justice but it's the best in can do.
Maybe I should have paid more attention in school some guys seem to get it just right.

Hiya Mr. Bird x

Are you talking about your latest posted Review from 2 months ago ?

Xx

[funlover12]

I have been finding it harder recently to write reviews. I feel it is fair to other guys and escorts to give a fair review. But something feels strange about reviewing another human being.
Is it just me or is the process a difficult one ?
After reading my most recent review it still don't feel it does the young lady justice but it's the best in can do.
Maybe I should have paid more attention in school some guys seem to get it just right.

but youre not though, youre reviewing the service, like ya know...the service provider.
people obsess about 'using' escorts but if they got down off the white high horse they might see that escorting is a service not an object, and that services are indeed 'used'
"the plumber was in, I got a plumber ect. granted people generally dont say we used a plumber, (unless asked a question for example which starts with how and is about plumbing..."how did you do the _______________ in the attic?" "we used a plumber" ) but they do say I got a plumber. you also 'get' an escort and 'use' their services.

the point, you review the service she provides not her, except your subjective opinion of how attractive she was to you , her likeness to the pictures on her ad at the time, and how her location (place) was.

think objectively, try not to introduce bias, you can be harsh but be fair too. if you got ripped off (as you feel) then dont do the equivilant of just calling her a cunt, say why it was good/shit....the service and location remember...not her

[Stephanie]

but youre not though, youre reviewing the service, like ya know...the service provider.
people obsess about 'using' escorts but if they got down off the white high horse they might see that escorting is a service not an object, and that services are indeed 'used'
"the plumber was in, I got a plumber ect. granted people generally dont say we used a plumber, (unless asked a question for example which starts with how and is about plumbing..."how did you do the _______________ in the attic?" "we used a plumber" ) but they do say I got a plumber. you also 'get' an escort and 'use' their services.

the point, you review the service she provides not her, except your subjective opinion of how attractive she was to you , her likeness to the pictures on her ad at the time, and how her location (place) was.

think objectively, try not to introduce bias, you can be harsh but be fair too. if you got ripped off (as you feel) then dont do the equivilant of just calling her a cunt, say why it was good/shit....the service and location remember...not her

I doubt your Plumber will be twirling his tongue around the very tip of your penis , slowly working that moist playful

tongue down the shaft of your member , to make his way with his tongue to your testicles only to play around with

them for a spell --- just long enough 'till you feel you're gonna burst ....only to pull back , give you a cheeky smile and

say : "Not yet" !

Only to continue teasing you til you beg just so you could reciprocate or enter !!!

And 'Your Plumber' will still stop short , let it drag out , take it slow , (and sloppy) ... , then you might change positions

and your Plumber might allow you to show your skills -- as you know them -- , and your Plumber will not be in a hurry ,

will have you stay down there until he is satisfied -- at which point he might take you as an animal , take you to the last

tiny fragments of your being , take you in pain , in joy , in ecstasy .... to your pleasure ...



How would you Review your 'Plumber' so ? X

[Mister Anderson]

I doubt your Plumber will be twirling his tongue around the very tip of your penis , slowly working that moist playful

tongue down the shaft of your member , to make his way with his tongue to your testicles only to play around with

them for a spell --- just long enough 'till you feel you're gonna burst ....only to pull back , give you a cheeky smile and

say : "Not yet" !

Only to continue teasing you til you beg just so you could reciprocate or enter !!!

And 'Your Plumber' will still stop short , let it drag out , take it slow , (and sloppy) ... , then you might change positions

and your Plumber might allow you to show your skills -- as you know them -- , and your Plumber will not be in a hurry ,

will have you stay down there until he is satisfied -- at which point he might take you as an animal , take you to the last

tiny fragments of your being , take you in pain , in joy , in ecstasy .... to your pleasure ...



How would you Review your 'Plumber' so ? X

Dear Ombudsman,

My plumber just took advantage of me

[Stephanie]

Dear Ombudsman,

I plumber just took advantage of me

Or alternately : plumber looked exactly like in Yellow Pages .

He asked me what the problem might be. I said I have prob with drainage .

He said it will cost xyz € , and stuck out his hand for the fee .

He fixed my sink .




Whoohoo . From the respective reviews is there a discernible difference in the quality of service ? X

[Mister Anderson]

I doubt your Plumber will be twirling his tongue around the very tip of your penis , slowly working that moist playful

tongue down the shaft of your member , to make his way with his tongue to your testicles only to play around with

them for a spell --- just long enough 'till you feel you're gonna burst ....only to pull back , give you a cheeky smile and

say : "Not yet" !

Only to continue teasing you til you beg just so you could reciprocate or enter !!!

And 'Your Plumber' will still stop short , let it drag out , take it slow , (and sloppy) ... , then you might change positions

and your Plumber might allow you to show your skills -- as you know them -- , and your Plumber will not be in a hurry ,

will have you stay down there until he is satisfied -- at which point he might take you as an animal , take you to the last

tiny fragments of your being , take you in pain , in joy , in ecstasy .... to your pleasure ...



How would you Review your 'Plumber' so ? X

Or alternately : plumber looked exactly like in Yellow Pages .

He asked me what the problem might be. I said I have prob with drainage .

He said it will cost xyz € , and stuck out his hand for the fee .

He fixed my sink .




Whoohoo . From the respective reviews is there a discernible difference in the quality of service ? X

I think the first review is better, even if it is a little graphic

[funlover12]

I doubt your Plumber will be twirling his tongue around the very tip of your penis , slowly working that moist playful

tongue down the shaft of your member , to make his way with his tongue to your testicles only to play around with

them for a spell --- just long enough 'till you feel you're gonna burst ....only to pull back , give you a cheeky smile and

say : "Not yet" !

Only to continue teasing you til you beg just so you could reciprocate or enter !!!

And 'Your Plumber' will still stop short , let it drag out , take it slow , (and sloppy) ... , then you might change positions

and your Plumber might allow you to show your skills -- as you know them -- , and your Plumber will not be in a hurry ,

will have you stay down there until he is satisfied -- at which point he might take you as an animal , take you to the last

tiny fragments of your being , take you in pain , in joy , in ecstasy .... to your pleasure ...



How would you Review your 'Plumber' so ? X

its clear you are also missing the point, and are again finding things to be offended about (while yet again shoe horning another plug in) therefore you are incabable of removing bias from the equation and so your points are null and void

"they did/did not turn up on time, after rining around for quotes I found their rates reasonable/unreasonable. they did/did not do the job in a timely manner, it was a good/bad job.

ect