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Feeling horny? Here are five naughty tips for phone sex. Enjoy!
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Five Tips For Phone Sex
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Feeling horny? Here are five naughty tips for phone sex. Enjoy!
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Originally Posted by Martin Mod
Rockers guide to phone sex:
1. Make sure the phone battery is fully charged... you don't want it going as you are cuming!
2. Turn phone vibration ON... this is most important.
3. Get a screen protector... you will need it.
4. Disconnect the phone from the mains charger before you begin..... This is a life or death matter!!!
5. Check the phone manual for the word "WATERPROOF"... otherwise it will turn out to be a one-night-stand.....
Now you are all set to have sex with your phone.
Any questions, don't call me .. I mean it.... DON'T PHONE ME!
Last edited by Rocker123; 29-12-15 at 10:45.
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