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    Feeling horny? Here are five naughty tips for phone sex. Enjoy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Mod View Post
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    Feeling horny? Here are five naughty tips for phone sex. Enjoy!


    Rockers guide to phone sex:

    1. Make sure the phone battery is fully charged... you don't want it going as you are cuming!
    2. Turn phone vibration ON... this is most important.
    3. Get a screen protector... you will need it.
    4. Disconnect the phone from the mains charger before you begin..... This is a life or death matter!!!
    5. Check the phone manual for the word "WATERPROOF"... otherwise it will turn out to be a one-night-stand.....


    Now you are all set to have sex with your phone.

    Any questions, don't call me .. I mean it.... DON'T PHONE ME!
    Last edited by Rocker123; 29-12-15 at 11:45.


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