From now on, i will be posting a confession thread once weekly so all the sinners on this site can get their evil deeds off their chest. Here it goes....


Forgive me Pat, for i have sinned. It has been 6 weeks since ive visited an escort.
My sins for this week are as follows:

I have hit multiple children with snowballs.

I have ruined multiple childrens snowmen/women.

I have told children eating yellow snow will make them stronger.

I have urinated in a lot of snow.

I have had impure thoughts regarding pats bodyguard. (sucker for authority figures)

I have not showered since visiting my last escort.


Amen