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    Thumbs up Confession.

    From now on, i will be posting a confession thread once weekly so all the sinners on this site can get their evil deeds off their chest. Here it goes....


    Forgive me Pat, for i have sinned. It has been 6 weeks since ive visited an escort.
    My sins for this week are as follows:

    I have hit multiple children with snowballs.

    I have ruined multiple childrens snowmen/women.

    I have told children eating yellow snow will make them stronger.

    I have urinated in a lot of snow.

    I have had impure thoughts regarding pats bodyguard. (sucker for authority figures)

    I have not showered since visiting my last escort.


    Amen
    Tough on the outside, sweet and sticky on the inside, and I rarely crumble.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patricia View Post
    Such is the overwhelming guilt, i feel i need to air this to a wider audience.
    Tough on the outside, sweet and sticky on the inside, and I rarely crumble.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jammydodger View Post
    I have had impure thoughts regarding pats bodyguard. (sucker for authority figures) Amen
    right you go away, i mean come back, no i mean dont let me tell you what to do i mean i,m not an authoritive figure I,M A TEAPOT, I,M A TEAPOT keep your jammy dodgers with the nice red heart centres

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    I never sin, i'm a good boy.

    Do i get a lollipop

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    I sinned this week I have a lovely Asian friend she introduced me to her friend also Asian 2 weeks ago this girl we will call Mia(not her real name!) She is incredibly beautiful looking We were at Mias house the other night with more people when I Needed to use the loo ,in order to get to the loo u have to go through Mias bedroom I decide to seize the opportunity to look at Mias press containing her knickers I took one home to my house & masturbated on top of it destroyed it

    I'd rather pray for forgiveness than resist temptation........

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    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    I sinned this week I have a lovely Asian friend she introduced me to her friend also Asian 2 weeks ago this girl we will call Mia(not her real name!) She is incredibly beautiful looking We were at Mias house the other night with more people when I Needed to use the loo ,in order to get to the loo u have to go through Mias bedroom I decide to seize the opportunity to look at Mias press containing her knickers I took one home to my house & masturbated on top of it destroyed it

    I'd rather pray for forgiveness than resist temptation........

    That is quite an impressive confession.
    Tough on the outside, sweet and sticky on the inside, and I rarely crumble.

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