can you really not see that?

[alcatel]

Escort place and a hairey 8 legs latchs on wheres the girls

Yes, as a spider I do have eight hairy legs.
Dunno where the girls are though.
They tend to not like spiders,
and run away.
Especially little Miss Muffet.
Can't keep up with her ffs.

[alcatel]

Escort place and a hairey 8 legs latchs on wheres the girls

Not to worry., they'll soon be all over you;-)

[Prickly]

Sometimes escorts ask me do I have a girlfriend. I say no. They usually then ask me why I don't have a girlfriend. I must be really good looking If I see the same escort more than once I tend to believe them more because I'm only visiting them to learn the truth about life

The

Yeah, used to get that question a lot once.
Then my teeth and hair fell out.
And by the second visit, they usually realise from my scintillating wit, conversation and charm;why I don't have a girlfriend.

When they ask the question in a sort of mildly puzzled tone I nearly think they're genuine. I've also being told that I'm nice. But that just makes me wonder what they have to put up with the rest of the time if they really think I'm one of the better ones.

[Prickly]

A new 1000 strong Garda Taskforce dedicated solely to policing consenting adults.

That's my favourite.

I can't help but laugh when anyone posts that one.

They're building seven new court houses too, to cope with the avalanche of cases.

[alcatel]

Escort place and a hairey 8 legs latchs on wheres the girls

Guess you're gone to wherever Nordies roost for the night.
If you wanted the girls to come out to play or rather chat, you should've tried supplying them 20/30 Euros in phone credit(or Queen money in your terms).