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    Default Hangover horn

    So what( or who) is the best cure for a hangover horn?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clueless View Post
    So what( or who) is the best cure for a hangover horn?
    The wife..
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    The wife doesn't have a sausage

    She's into far more healthy things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clueless View Post
    So what( or who) is the best cure for a hangover horn?
    Either have a wank, try to get some bedroom action with your partner or ring an escort.

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    Porking!

    Not with me though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clueless View Post
    So what( or who) is the best cure for a hangover horn?
    tomato juice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clueless View Post
    So what( or who) is the best cure for a hangover horn?
    Back to bed, cover your head and stay there til Monday.
    Hornless hangover cure.
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    I don't drink, so I've never been hungover...

    But I'd have to go ahead and say you should just go ahead with a wank. There's no way you'd be in top-shape for an Earth shattering performance if you were to go in to see an escort; you'd spend the money, have a barely passable shag (and maybe not even finish), and go home feeling shorted by it all.

    Have your wank and save the cash for when you're in proper form to visit a lady!
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    Claudia naked helps

    That said I still had the hangover

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    Quote Originally Posted by SophieX View Post
    Sausages
    The WHO have demonised the humble sausage.

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