Christmas

[bettercallsaul]

Oh aye should be grand like!

I can picture you now:
Christmas morning waking up in your teddy pj's running down the stairs,running back up again,and back down looking for the gifts Santa left,then realising you live in a Bungalow and finding Santa shagging your sister in the kitchen.

[ladiesman217]

I can picture you now:
Christmas morning waking up in your teddy pj's running down the stairs,running back up again,and back down looking for the gifts Santa left,then realising you live in a Bungalow and finding Santa shagging your sister in the kitchen.

Do you honestly think.... that if I.... had a sister.... that I wouldn't be shagging her myself?!

I wonder how many oohs and aahs and odd looks this is gonna get. Forward your answers to LDM@shenanigansindustries@feckingtool.com

[bettercallsaul]

Do you honestly think.... that if I.... had a sister.... that I wouldn't be shagging her myself?!

I wonder how many oohs and aahs and odd looks this is gonna get. Forward your answers to LDM@shenanigansindustries@feckingtool.com

Why do you think Santa hid her?

[ladiesman217]

Why do you think Santa hid her?

Cos she has amazing tits and gives sensual fellatio.

[bettercallsaul]

Cos she has amazing tits and gives sensual fellatio.

Nope,he was ashamed to be seen shagging a Limerick woman.

[ladiesman217]

Nope,he was ashamed to be seen shagging a Limerick woman.

Ha...................ha......................ha...................... soooo................... funny...........................

Clearly you've not see our non-city women because DAMN son.

[bettercallsaul]

Ha...................ha......................ha...................... soooo................... funny...........................

Clearly you've not see our non-city women because DAMN son.

I have seen them,the problem was when I hear them talking.

[ladiesman217]

I have seen them,the problem was when I hear them talking.

Well if they're talking when you're in the bedroom CLEARLY the problem is you my son

[bettercallsaul]

Well if they're talking when you're in the bedroom CLEARLY the problem is you my son

When they talk I walk ,it never gets to the bedroom

[ladiesman217]

When they talk I walk ,it never gets to the bedroom

I suggest you improve your pickup skills then