What the best excuse a escort has given you

[bigboy]

What the best excuse a escort has given you when you go to meet her and ring and she has double booked
For me one escort had me waiting for over 30 mins when I rang sorry I am just getting out of the shower ring me back rang back few mins later sorry baby I am just out of the shower then rang again I am drying my hair it was then I said look I have to go she forgot herself he just going out the door she said must say we had a good laugh when we meet

[bettercallsaul]

Never had an excuse,If anything sometimes I am a few mins late,the ladies have always been really good about it,I suggest often times it's the likes of me being late to an appointment that leaves the ladies late for the next one,for that I take my share of the blame.

[Rachel Divine]

Never had an excuse,If anything sometimes I am a few mins late,the ladies have always been really good about it,I suggest often times it's the likes of me being late to an appointment that leaves the ladies late for the next one,for that I take my share of the blame.

I remember you being late and I kicked you out in 20, you paying for the hour

[bettercallsaul]

I remember you being late and I kicked you out in 20, you paying for the hour

Still it was a long 20 mins for you having to look at me,bet it felt like an hour at least!

[Rachel Divine]

Still it was a long 20 mins for you having to look at me,bet it felt like an hour at least!

Like forever ... Mind you, I wanted to take your money and throw you immediately but I had to be nice as you are a reviewer ....

[bettercallsaul]

Like forever ... Mind you, I wanted to take your money and throw you immediately but I had to be nice as you are an reviewer ....

That was you being nice?

On a serious note you are among the sweetest women I ever met,far from what is painted by some here(or indeed some of your posts) and it was a pleasure meeting you.

[willie wacker]

I remember you being late and I kicked you out in 20, you paying for the hour

You mean he was that good that you only kicked him out after 20 hours

[bettercallsaul]

You mean he was that good that you only kicked him out after 20 hours

I was never that good to last 20 seconds.

[Rachel Divine]

You mean he was that good that you only kicked him out after 20 hours

You mean I was that good and he paid for 20 hours No, babe, ain't that good

[willie wacker]

You mean I was that good and he paid for 20 hours No, babe, he ain't that good

Shame on him