Arshavin?

[carlos marvado]

I'm sorry to disappoint you Carlos. I noticed that too. What's the fascination with Arsenal with Arses Arsene and Arshavin. Have you any butt plugs going spare?

Breaking news. We have to wait till tomorrow to find out if he signed. More drama with this than the soaps

I have plenty of the pine fresh butt plugs left Highway. As I said, I'm no expert, but if you're convinced that they would plug a hole in Arsenal's defences then you're more than welcome to them.

[thehighwayman]

That's good to know Carlos. Pity Sol Campbells still not at Arsenal, they'd be right up his street

[luther]

I have plenty of the pine fresh butt plugs left

Wern't you trying to sell those a while back???

[thehighwayman]

I think he sold them all. But they were all returned and money refunded. Now he's selling used second hand butt plugs

[Mousey]

There was a whole row of them drying on his window sill the other day. But I still got close enough to see some weird brownish stains on them.

Although, of course, they did still smell pine fresh!

[luther]

I wouldn't count on them still being pine fresh then.....

[thehighwayman]

Still no sign of Arshavin been signed yet.

[Irishrc*unts]

nope, russian cunts, never sell, they bought Danny from porto last year for €22 mill, and he was only worth €5 mill.

any way 12 mill for keane, bargain, but bad buy.

[Quarterpoundher]

I have plenty of the pine fresh butt plugs left Highway. As I said, I'm no expert, but if you're convinced that they would plug a hole in Arsenal's defences then you're more than welcome to them.

I’ll take a few of those pine cones Carlos. The defense at the back of the Ballygobackwards first 11 needs tightening up.

Sorry to hear that you’re venture was bitten by the first frost of recession Carlos but I’ll have a word with my fellow Minister for trade and employment and we’ll see what package we can put in place for you to see you through these dark fiscal times, we need visionaries with concrete and useful ideas now more then ever and I see big things ahead for environmentally friendly butt plugs/motivational sporting apparel.

Have you considered the market for them amongst the jarvey’s in Killarney at all? They are always on the lookout for ways to stop the horse's crapping on tourists half way around the ring of Kerry.

[carlos marvado]

You know me Brother QPH, I'm always looking for a market opening that needs plugging.

But we also need more brothers like yourself, people with vision. Diversification is the name of the game if we want to beat this recession, and stuff the begrudgers....literally!

I like the horse application, but I've got an even better one. The national cattle herd produces more methane gas and it's doing real damage to the ozone layer and you Brother QPH as Minister for Agriculture can make sure that I get the contract to plug those bovine butts. Dont worry, there'll be a brown paper envelope full with lolly for you.