When I'm Good I'm Good - But When I'm Bad I'm Horrid

[Liz McDonald]

It's not nice to be talking about people that way, especially when their still listening. Anyhow that's my friend your talking about!!!! You'll get a thick ear if I hear you speak like that again. She's having a tough enough time as it is without you adding to it. Behave or no more cream buns.

[Liza Dingle]

Me and you Liz could do a duo together. I heard your photos are out of date and your actually two tonne tess.

[JR Ewing]

Has anyone seen Johnney Allen recently. I'm supposed to be closing a deal with him?

[nick cotton]

Ello ladies i dont know who me fave liz is i know you can all make prize winnin cuppa,s but which one of the liz,s can make ME the very best ever cuppa off to your kitchens now, be good girls now..........chop chop

[nick cotton]

Two sugars with milk......., Come on our Liz how would you make this eastenders lowlife's cuppa.
Lisa........You to how would you do it.

"slurp, slurp...............slurp slurp...........1 and 3 quarters bloody sugars and it needs stirred another time in each direction, you lazy fat wassuck you would,t get up and change tv channels for us aunt liz i dont want to waste the batteries AND try to get my slippers onto my feet properly tonight, th........tha...........than..............theres a good girl, dont be long now

[Liz McDonald]

Your right Nick she has got lazy and she's putting on some weight. That's what klati Moskati said anyhow. He said her belly was hanging out over her pink knickers. Too many choccies and Irn-bru I'm afraid.

I'll make you a decent brew and I'll throw in a custard cream.

[Liza Dingle]

Can I snog him Liz. I like a bad boy he's just like the Dingles. Didn't you say t'other Liz has a sister called Liza too. We could all double up and make a night of it.

[Liz McDonald]

Go right ahead love, fill yer boots