Ladies If You Had A Pair Of Balls And A Cock For A Day -
Ladies, I was just wondering if you could have a real Cock and Bollocks for yourself for the day, what would you do with it?
If I had a pussy for a day, I wouldn't leave the house that day - just keeping on trying for clitoral orgasms and Gee spots and maybe invite a girlfriend over!
Ride them on the beaches!
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I hope she is at least bisexual or you might find the most fun you have is a glass of wine and a giggle!Originally Posted by The Libertarian
Ladies, I was just wondering if you could have a real Cock and Bollocks for yourself for the day, what would you do with it?
If I had a pussy for a day, I wouldn't leave the house that day - just keeping on trying for clitoral orgasms and Gee spots and maybe invite a girlfriend over!
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If I have the mentality I have now, I'll be terrified to stick that cock into any unknown teritories, so I will probably just masturbateLadies, I was just wondering if you could have a real Cock and Bollocks for yourself for the day, what would you do with it?
If I had a pussy for a day, I wouldn't leave the house that day - just keeping on trying for clitoral orgasms and Gee spots and maybe invite a girlfriend over!
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I would give it a saucer of milk for breakfast dinner and supperLadies, I was just wondering if you could have a real Cock and Bollocks for yourself for the day, what would you do with it?
If I had a pussy for a day, I wouldn't leave the house that day - just keeping on trying for clitoral orgasms and Gee spots and maybe invite a girlfriend over!
The novelty would soon wear off standing up to pee
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No, that has to be the best bit? Surely?
In fact I now know what I would do. I would go out and get drunk and use my new functional toy to pee up every tree I can find on the way home and make shapes and write my name with the pee and stuff. I would also discover if it really is possible to 'drip dry' or is a dab with a piece of tissue necessary.
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Shake it... all about.... vigorously.
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Shalom/salaam.
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I would get mine sucked!
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Learn how to drive,silly.Ladies, I was just wondering if you could have a real Cock and Bollocks for yourself for the day, what would you do with it?
If I had a pussy for a day, I wouldn't leave the house that day - just keeping on trying for clitoral orgasms and Gee spots and maybe invite a girlfriend over!
goodbye cruel world
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Scratch 'emLadies, I was just wondering if you could have a real Cock and Bollocks for yourself for the day, what would you do with it?
If I had a pussy for a day, I wouldn't leave the house that day - just keeping on trying for clitoral orgasms and Gee spots and maybe invite a girlfriend over!
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
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