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    Ladies, I was just wondering if you could have a real Cock and Bollocks for yourself for the day, what would you do with it?
    If I had a pussy for a day, I wouldn't leave the house that day - just keeping on trying for clitoral orgasms and Gee spots and maybe invite a girlfriend over!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Libertarian View Post
    Ladies, I was just wondering if you could have a real Cock and Bollocks for yourself for the day, what would you do with it?
    If I had a pussy for a day, I wouldn't leave the house that day - just keeping on trying for clitoral orgasms and Gee spots and maybe invite a girlfriend over!
    I hope she is at least bisexual or you might find the most fun you have is a glass of wine and a giggle!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Libertarian View Post
    Ladies, I was just wondering if you could have a real Cock and Bollocks for yourself for the day, what would you do with it?
    If I had a pussy for a day, I wouldn't leave the house that day - just keeping on trying for clitoral orgasms and Gee spots and maybe invite a girlfriend over!
    If I have the mentality I have now, I'll be terrified to stick that cock into any unknown teritories, so I will probably just masturbate
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Libertarian View Post
    Ladies, I was just wondering if you could have a real Cock and Bollocks for yourself for the day, what would you do with it?
    If I had a pussy for a day, I wouldn't leave the house that day - just keeping on trying for clitoral orgasms and Gee spots and maybe invite a girlfriend over!
    I would give it a saucer of milk for breakfast dinner and supper

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    The novelty would soon wear off standing up to pee
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flappy View Post
    The novelty would soon wear off standing up to pee
    No, that has to be the best bit? Surely?

    In fact I now know what I would do. I would go out and get drunk and use my new functional toy to pee up every tree I can find on the way home and make shapes and write my name with the pee and stuff. I would also discover if it really is possible to 'drip dry' or is a dab with a piece of tissue necessary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Libertarian View Post
    Ladies, I was just wondering if you could have a real Cock and Bollocks for yourself for the day, what would you do with it?
    If I had a pussy for a day, I wouldn't leave the house that day - just keeping on trying for clitoral orgasms and Gee spots and maybe invite a girlfriend over!
    Learn how to drive,silly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Libertarian View Post
    Ladies, I was just wondering if you could have a real Cock and Bollocks for yourself for the day, what would you do with it?
    If I had a pussy for a day, I wouldn't leave the house that day - just keeping on trying for clitoral orgasms and Gee spots and maybe invite a girlfriend over!
    Scratch 'em
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    Quote Originally Posted by Curvaceous Kate View Post
    No, that has to be the best bit? Surely?

    In fact I now know what I would do. I would go out and get drunk and use my new functional toy to pee up every tree I can find on the way home and make shapes and write my name with the pee and stuff. I would also discover if it really is possible to 'drip dry' or is a dab with a piece of tissue necessary.
    Shake it... all about.... vigorously.
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    Shalom/salaam.
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    I would get mine sucked!
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