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    Hey ladies I'm just wondering if I turned up with my dog (his name is Mickey) would you turn us away or would you be happy to entertain us for the agreed time ?

    Of course I would you tell you that 2 of us will be calling and trust me on this. He is very well behaved and very quiet. I will give him a bone to lick on and he will sit quietly in the corner.Maybe you could supply I nice fluffy cushion.

    Would you charge me double and would you play with him , talk to him and rub his belly while I shower.

    Would this is also be a good thing to stick on the escorts profile ?
    We have wheelchair accessable so why not a dogs also welcome feature.
    Might encourage a few more dog walking clients to nip in and say hello

    Thank you in advance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
    Hey ladies I'm just wondering if I turned up with my dog (his name is Mickey) would you turn us away or would you be happy to entertain us for the agreed time ?

    Of course I would you tell you that 2 of us will be calling and trust me on this. He is very well behaved and very quiet. I will give him a bone to lick on and he will sit quietly in the corner.Maybe you could supply I nice fluffy cushion.

    Would you charge me double and would you play with him , talk to him and rub his belly while I shower.

    Would this is also be a good thing to stick on the escorts profile ?
    We have wheelchair accessable so why not a dogs also welcome feature.
    Might encourage a few more dog walking clients to nip in and say hello

    Thank you in advance.
    Why you looking for a new excuse for the wife


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    Quote Originally Posted by willie wacker View Post
    Why you looking for a new excuse for the wife
    Well he's guaranteed to get me outta the house and he won't grass me up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
    Hey ladies I'm just wondering if I turned up with my dog (his name is Mickey) would you turn us away or would you be happy to entertain us for the agreed time ?

    Of course I would you tell you that 2 of us will be calling and trust me on this. He is very well behaved and very quiet. I will give him a bone to lick on and he will sit quietly in the corner.Maybe you could supply I nice fluffy cushion.

    Would you charge me double and would you play with him , talk to him and rub his belly while I shower.

    Would this is also be a good thing to stick on the escorts profile ?
    We have wheelchair accessable so why not a dogs also welcome feature.
    Might encourage a few more dog walking clients to nip in and say hello

    Thank you in advance.
    Escorts start offering kennel facilities for client's animals - clients start taking animals for walks more frequently - wives think clients/husbands are becoming more amenable in doddering old age - animals now have place to shit where owners won't get fined ...


    You might be on to something here zilch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Anderson View Post
    You might be on something here zilch
    I was thinking the exact same
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    Quote Originally Posted by Petros View Post
    I was thinking the exact same

    Would it create a loophole in this new law thats heading our way

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    Its actually not that a new or original idea. "give the dog a bone" has been in use for centurys

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    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
    Would it create a loophole in this new law thats heading our way
    "I was just out walking the dog officer" LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Petros View Post
    I was thinking the exact same

    I see what you did there

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    Puppys and dogs catered for while on vacation
    Live and let live life is to short

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