Thats what my fav escort has said to me, about a fav she used to offer me.

Yes, she used to let me sleep all night with her, for a nominal extra.

Semenly I snored too loudly and woke her up..

I dont think that it is fair to punish someone, for something over which Bollocks has no control.

What should I say to her next time..................I promise that I will not snore...................and then break my promise????????????????????????? or accuse her of snoring???

Its time proper standards were introduced to this business, with a regulator that we could make complaints to.

I see that as a form of Discrimination against snorers.

Am I meant to be responsible for my actions when I am asleep?

And of course the answer has to be NO.