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    Talking Never play the Lotto!

    Worked out the odds of winning the jackpot….same as all the following events occurring!!

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    Still we won't ever get a chance to win a 100 Million Yo Yos except through it - Tomorrow's Euromillions is 110 Million yo yos!
    Ther would be some extremely busy EI ladies, if I won it!
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    i don't play it myself & never did due to the odds of winning it but my late grandfather played it for 70 years & he enjoyed it , he never won it but i think he won a grand a couple of time which isn't bad for what 3 quid.

    personally i'd rather back a horse or even a greyhound.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosa Nostra View Post
    Worked out the odds of winning the jackpot….same as all the following events occurring!!

    Stephanie tours Limerick.

    Willie falls while catching flies, hits his head, and now uses upper case apostrophes.

    Rachel thanks Tom’s posts.

    Annabel gets a pink negligée and starts flirting.

    Kyla goes goth and calls everyone cu*ts.

    Zilch is helpful to guys that don’t leave reviews.

    Mods work 24 / 7.

    Dirt Bird becomes Angry Bird.

    Zealot spotted in McDonalds.

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    Very short odds on my one bud

    You would need to do accumulator with the rest to have a chance to win a few euro" s


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    What the fup are upper case apostrophes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by philipkntz View Post
    What the fup are upper case apostrophes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosa Nostra View Post
    Worked out the odds of winning the jackpot….same as all the following events occurring!!

    Stephanie tours Limerick.

    Willie falls while catching flies, hits his head, and now uses upper case apostrophes.

    Rachel thanks Tom’s posts.

    Annabel gets a pink negligée and starts flirting.

    Kyla goes goth and calls everyone cu*ts.

    Zilch is helpful to guys that don’t leave reviews.

    Mods work 24 / 7.

    Dirt Bird becomes Angry Bird.

    Zealot spotted in McDonalds.

    There are no more posts from unsure virgins, first timers, TS curious, best anal, can’t deciders.


    Think I’ll stick to punting on EI !!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosa Nostra View Post

    Zealot spotted in McDonalds
    Yeah... that ain't going to happen.

    Although, about a year ago driving the ~1000km drive between Sydney and Brisbane in Australia, I'd no choice but to stop in one given there was nowhere else to eat around where I was.... but those were seriously exceptional circumstances.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosa Nostra View Post
    Worked out the odds of winning the jackpot….same as all the following events occurring!!

    Stephanie tours Limerick.

    Willie falls while catching flies, hits his head, and now uses upper case apostrophes.

    Rachel thanks Tom’s posts.

    Annabel gets a pink negligée and starts flirting.

    Kyla goes goth and calls everyone cu*ts.

    Zilch is helpful to guys that don’t leave reviews.

    Mods work 24 / 7.

    Dirt Bird becomes Angry Bird.

    Zealot spotted in McDonalds.

    There are no more posts from unsure virgins, first timers, TS curious, best anal, can’t deciders.


    Think I’ll stick to punting on EI !!
    I can become angry bird in the blink of an eye

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosa Nostra View Post
    Worked out the odds of winning the jackpot….same as all the following events occurring!!

    -- Stephanie tours Limerick.

    Willie falls while catching flies, hits his head, and now uses upper case apostrophes.

    Rachel thanks Tom’s posts.

    Annabel gets a pink negligée and starts flirting.

    Kyla goes goth and calls everyone cu*ts.

    Zilch is helpful to guys that don’t leave reviews.

    Mods work 24 / 7.

    Dirt Bird becomes Angry Bird.

    Zealot spotted in McDonalds.

    There are no more posts from unsure virgins, first timers, TS curious, best anal, can’t deciders.


    Think I’ll stick to punting on EI !!
    You made me laugh out loud like lolllll

    Thank you xx






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