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    Default Three Blind (drunk)Irish Mice

    Three macho Irish mice are sitting at a bar discussing just how tough they were. The first mouse slams a shot and says: "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it 20 to 30 times." And, with that, he slams another shot.
    The second mouse slams a shot and says: "That's nothing. I take those poison bait tablets, cut them up, and snort them, just for the fun of it." And, with that, he slams another shot.
    The third mouse slams a shot, gets up, and turns to walk away.
    "Where the hell do you think you're going?" ask his friends.

    The third mouse stops and replies: "I'm going home to shag the cat."
    "She perceiveth that her merchandise is good: her candle goeth not out by night."

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsbrown View Post

    The third mouse stops and replies: "I'm going home to shag the cat."
    just a normal night for me Meesas Brown.

    here putty cato, come to speedy
    Arriba! Arriba! Ándale! Ándale!

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