Discussing Escort Ireland in the pub

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I popped into a pub yesterday in Dublin 2 before lunch for a quiet pint, there was a barman, about six old boys and a bloke about late thirties, and the younger guy was holding court and telling everyone about Escort Ireland, how it worked , where all the girls were based, when his "friends" visited them how much it cost , about a certain girl that travels over from England every so often.
The old boys were eating it up, ( I think some of them knew more than they let on )
It was a very entertaining pint, one thing he said which I do not believe, is that if a punter call's an escort, she can call E.I. and give the phone number to them verify the punter is okay.
Other than that he knew his stuff