this is my turf now

[willie dynamite]

listen up,

willie dynamite here,

dis is my turf roun here now,

say, all you groovey hot chicks,

you come work for me now

willie dynamite treat you good

willie dynamite give you protection,

from de pimps an de hoods an de po-lease

which a you hot lickin bitches comin ta work for me now

[Liz McDonald]

No, no this is my turf. I am Queen of soapland after all

[Auntie Pat]

You'll have you're work cut out for you Mr Dynamite trying to sell my wrinkly ass but I'll let you put me on the books as you seem to know the 70's pimp lingo and I could do with the action at my age from where ever it comes from.

I won't stand for any smack downs yeah here me? and any tips are mine

[Blanche Hunt]

Flaming heck Auntie Pat your older than me. If your on the game I must have a chance. Wheres Leanne so I can get some pointers from her.

[Hot Lizzy]

Flaming heck Auntie Pat your older than me. If your on the game I must have a chance. Wheres Leanne so I can get some pointers from her.

She's busy int boooookies........ she said to get yourself to Anne Summers and get some slinky undies.

Who is that Auntie Pat.........Aunty Pat who?


Liz The Queen of Soap Land

[Jack Bauer]

Step aside berk, I'm in the middle of an ongoing investigation here.

[willie dynamite]

You'll have you're work cut out for you Mr Dynamite trying to sell my wrinkly ass but I'll let you put me on the books as you seem to know the 70's pimp lingo and I could do with the action at my age from where ever it comes from.I won't stand for any smack downs yeah here me? and any tips are mine

Yo sista, you got a gash, dem dudes got da cash yea sis lets get you some hip gear to wear, like a polka dot mini an red knee lenght boots. We can fill out ya tits wi corn beef nice an pointy missy ant p.

[Hot Lizzy]

Yo sista, you got a gash, dem dudes got da cash yea sis lets get you some hip gear to wear, like a polka dot mini an red knee lenght boots. We can fill out ya tits wi corn beef nice an pointy missy ant p.

Can you traslate that for me please i let the guy go that can read this for me and lloyd is down the pub with liz........so bro can you tell me what some of it says - would be easier for me in french than that.........

Stay cool dude...........hang lose mother goose...........that any good........ i am thinking about joining your possy. So what percentage are you thinking of taking of my money if i come work for you.

Thanks xxxx Liz

[willie dynamite]

Can you traslate that for me please i let the guy go that can read this for me and lloyd is down the pub with liz........so bro can you tell me what some of it says - would be easier for me in french than that.........
Stay cool dude...........hang lose mother goose...........that any good........ i am thinking about joining your possy. So what percentage are you thinking of taking of my money if i come work for you.
Thanks xxxx Liz

yea sista, yua come join my possy bee-ache

i gotta me one mean HAREM OF HONKY HOTTIES

we splits ya pussy-loot 50/50 wit willie d sista

wot wid all dem yung dudes lookin sugarmamas i bets we can double ya pension sista

is ya pussy still tite sista?

never mind if it not,

long as ya can still get de juices flowin

we can put ya juices in a cup, pour dem inta aunty pats pussy cos she dry as a beef jerky

[Auntie Pat]

Yo sista, you got a gash, dem dudes got da cash yea sis lets get you some hip gear to wear, like a polka dot mini an red knee lenght boots. We can fill out ya tits wi corn beef nice an pointy missy ant p.

Hey home, I can dig it. You know you ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on me man. Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help! Yo know yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man. Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty, yak 'em, leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em.

Cold got to be! You know? Sheeiiiiiiiit.

Stop yo gibba jabba an start talkin jive bro

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