Definition of an Escort.

**bollocks** · 02-11-15, 19:34

A person who reserves the right not to indulge in sexual intercourse................???????????????????

**bettercallsaul** · 02-11-15, 19:44

Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce

Been ripped off lately?

I was thinking of asking for a ban.

But after reading this my incite is most welcome I think.

You are joking I hope?

It was rather crude but as we pay for time and companionship what happens after ..blah blah blah, his point while strange and cryptic not to mention loopy, is valid.

**bollocks** · 02-11-15, 20:05

Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce

Been ripped off lately?

I was thinking of asking for a ban.

But after reading this my incite is most welcome I think.

You are joking I hope?

Actually, I have never been ripped .

**alcatel** · 02-11-15, 20:15

Originally Posted by bollocks

Actually, I have never been ripped .

You are not a bodybuilder then.

**alcatel** · 02-11-15, 20:40

Definition of an escort.

A once common make of Ford car.

Marks I, II. and III.

Mark II. much used in rallying.

Mostly remembered now by the middle aged and most of the EI clientele.

**EIFII** · 02-11-15, 21:21

Originally Posted by alcatel

Definition of an escort.

A once common make of Ford car.

Marks I, II. and III.

Mark II. much used in rallying.

Mostly remembered now by the middle aged and most of the EI clientele.

Brilliant

I have literally just wet myself laughing at this

**tom sand** · 02-11-15, 21:27

Originally Posted by alcatel

Definition of an escort.

A once common make of Ford car.

Marks I, II. and III.

Mark II. much used in rallying.

Mostly remembered now by the middle aged and most of the EI clientele.

not so bad your self
funny man

**Petros** · 03-11-15, 02:00

Originally Posted by alcatel

Definition of an escort.

A once common make of Ford car.

Marks I, II. and III.

Mark II. much used in rallying.

Mostly remembered now by the middle aged and most of the EI clientele.

You left out marks IV, V and VI

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