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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Josephine View Post
    Why not knock on the Escorts door and ask where the light switch was?
    Like some supermarket ad... when I'm gone, I'm gone
    Don't like knocking on door after I've left.
    Think some escorts are not keen on unexpected knocks either.
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    In fairness I have occasionally walked up and down dark stairwells, having failed to locate the light switch.
    Fortunately, have never yet spun the bottle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Josephine View Post
    Why not knock on the Escorts door and ask where the light switch was?
    Unless he left within the last 30 seconds I really wouldn't appreciate that

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    This thread actually touches on a real issue that faces us all.
    What if you genuinely hurt yourself inside an escorts apartment ?
    I would imagine some I have met would drag my limp lifeless body to the front door and dump me outside.
    I recently had an "incident" where an escort scalded my balls and I slipped in the bath and ended up with a swollen lip and various other bruises all was grand in the end.... as my balls were soothed by incredible tea bagging and sensual French kissing made me forget about my lip.
    But what if this happened to a frail customer like Saul or an old dude like Dick ?
    They could be hospitalised and need to claim of the apartment insurance

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    Quote Originally Posted by The dirt bird View Post
    This thread actually touches on a real issue that faces us all.
    What if you genuinely hurt yourself inside an escorts apartment ?
    I would imagine some I have met would drag my limp lifeless body to the front door and dump me outside.
    I recently had an "incident" where an escort scalded my balls and I slipped in the bath and ended up with a swollen lip and various other bruises all was grand in the end.... as my balls were soothed by incredible tea bagging and sensual French kissing made me forget about my lip.
    But what if this happened to a frail customer like Saul or an old dude like Dick ?
    They could be hospitalised and need to claim of the apartment insurance
    I had an 'incident' involving flying shoes,I suspect it was a similar looking tramp,I mean lady, involved.

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    Put more clothes on
    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Josephine View Post
    Why not knock on the Escorts door and ask where the light switch was?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    I had an 'incident' involving flying shoes,I suspect it was a similar looking tramp,I mean lady, involved.
    I didn't see that on the favourites lol
    I will ask next time

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    its not at all funny as i was taking a shower which was in a bath and stepped out on the mat and it went from under me and away i went and hit my head but could been worse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The dirt bird View Post
    I didn't see that on the favourites lol
    I will ask next time
    I literally did not see it coming.



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    Quote Originally Posted by King Albert View Post
    its not at all funny as i was taking a shower which was in a bath and stepped out on the mat and it went from under me and away i went and hit my head but could been worse.
    You won't get brain damage which is a bonus

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