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    Default You ARE James Bond, but who would be your bond girl (s)?

    So, the new James Bond film is out and its Daniel Craig has said its his last one...I don't quite believe him, but imagine for a moment that casting came calling and YOU were the next James Bond. Who would be your Bond Girl from EI?

    I'm going to be greedy and pick two. A "goody" and a "baddie" Bond girl

    Now, Bond girls have to be glamourous, so 99% of EI ladies have that covered but there are other attributes required!

    They have to be brave, all action ladies not afraid to break a nail whilst climbing a rock face or worry about wet frizzy hair when swimming with sharks

    They have to be tech savvy, all those gadgets, no good asking Bond what button to press in the heat of the moment!

    Be well travelled, speaking different language's and of course be highly intelligent, able to pilot a helicopter or defuse a bomb or two. No good if you cant find your way to Tescos if you are going to fly over the Alps!

    Be classy and cultured, know your soup spoon from your fish knife, and don't show up Bond at the ministers private party!

    and lastly, have a bit of kick ass attitude, be fighting fit, able to drop an opponent with a high kick to the throat and then roll out of a window landing cat like 2 floors below.

    So...considering all that...I can now reveal....

    First my "good girl", fit, sexy, classy and attitude when it counts! Kyla of course!

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    and secondly, my "bad" girl, secret double agent, kick your ass in a blink of the eye and seduce you without you realising you are handing over secrets!
    who else but Claudia!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick View Post
    So, the new James Bond film is out and its Daniel Craig has said its his last one...I don't quite believe him, but imagine for a moment that casting came calling and YOU were the next James Bond. Who would be your Bond Girl from EI?

    I'm going to be greedy and pick two. A "goody" and a "baddie" Bond girl

    Now, Bond girls have to be glamourous, so 99% of EI ladies have that covered but there are other attributes required!

    They have to be brave, all action ladies not afraid to break a nail whilst climbing a rock face or worry about wet frizzy hair when swimming with sharks

    They have to be tech savvy, all those gadgets, no good asking Bond what button to press in the heat of the moment!

    Be well travelled, speaking different language's and of course be highly intelligent, able to pilot a helicopter or defuse a bomb or two. No good if you cant find your way to Tescos if you are going to fly over the Alps!

    Be classy and cultured, know your soup spoon from your fish knife, and don't show up Bond at the ministers private party!

    and lastly, have a bit of kick ass attitude, be fighting fit, able to drop an opponent with a high kick to the throat and then roll out of a window landing cat like 2 floors below.

    So...considering all that...I can now reveal....

    First my "good girl", fit, sexy, classy and attitude when it counts! Kyla of course!

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    and secondly, my "bad" girl, secret double agent, kick your ass in a blink of the eye and seduce you without you realising you are handing over secrets!
    who else but Claudia!

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    such an honour.. watch it buddy good girls gone bad before :d :P

    Play and don't regret !

    -strap on is on -




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    Whereas I agree Kyla is the ultimate Bond Girl, Bond Girls usually fall easily at James Bonds feet.

    He'll have his work cut out with Kyla. First of all his car would be confiscated, all his money spent, and he'd be left shaken, not stirred... and eventually dumped as she moves in on the villain...

    (and ye think I'm joking here... Pfffff.... )

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Whereas I agree Kyla is the ultimate Bond Girl, Bond Girls usually fall easily at James Bonds feet.

    He'll have his work cut out with Kyla. First of all his car would be confiscated, all his money spent, and he'd be left shaken, not stirred... and eventually dumped as she moves in on the villain...

    (and ye think I'm joking here... Pfffff.... )


    Bahaha love love the country side but remember darlin as a Bond girl will never let my bond fall down )) mwuuuah





    Huh u did not expected that !

    Play and don't regret !

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Whereas I agree Kyla is the ultimate Bond Girl, Bond Girls usually fall easily at James Bonds feet.

    He'll have his work cut out with Kyla. First of all his car would be confiscated, all his money spent, and he'd be left shaken, not stirred... and eventually dumped as she moves in on the villain...

    (and ye think I'm joking here... Pfffff.... )
    Yeah but fun whilst it lasts... Shaken AND stirred... By kyla mmmmmm

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    Most escorts here speak different languages, are well travelled (they have made it as far as this place, for their sins) and if you piss them off will gladly show you their kick ass attitude;-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by kyla View Post
    Bahaha love love the country side but remember darlin as a Bond girl will never let my bond fall down )) mwuuuah





    Huh u did not expected that !
    Whats the country side got to do with it??? I did not expect THAT!


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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Whats the country side got to do with it??? I did not expect THAT!

    the hide away palace till i nurse u to get better :P
    Last edited by kyla; 28-10-15 at 11:30.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kyla View Post
    Bahaha love love the country side but remember darlin as a Bond girl will never let my bond fall down )) mwuuuah





    Huh u did not expected that !
    Ah, just seen a problem babe, you would want the bond car to be a BMW!!

    What about the Aston?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick View Post
    Ah, just seen a problem babe, you would want the bond car to be a BMW!!

    What about the Aston?
    i think a z8 was a bond car

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