Client reviews and broken English

[Mister Anderson]

Last night I tried to make a booking with a well reviewed escort. I rang an hour in advance to confirm, that part went okay, but when I got to the destination and rang back things went sideways. I'm always careful on the phone to make sure I'm clear in what I say, especially so if speaking to anyone whose native tongue is not English, but this was a case of the woman in question not having enough grasp on the language to improvise when things went off script. I had to cancel as I could only imagine what the appointment would have been like after the confusion on the phone.

Today I went back to her ad and checked through the reviews. Sure enough nobody mentioned how poor her English is, one or two people went so far as to say they were impressed with her fluency. This is not the first time I've encountered the issue either. Why do clients not mention this in reviews?

[justfrank44]

Last night I tried to make a booking with a well reviewed escort. I rang an hour in advance to confirm, that part went okay, but when I got to the destination and rang back things went sideways. I'm always careful on the phone to make sure I'm clear in what I say, especially so if speaking to anyone whose native tongue is not English, but this was a case of the woman in question not having enough grasp on the language to improvise when things went off script. I had to cancel as I could only imagine what the appointment would have been like after the confusion on the phone.

Today I went back to her ad and checked through the reviews. Sure enough nobody mentioned how poor her English is, one or two people went so far as to say they were impressed with her fluency. This is not the first time I've encountered the issue either. Why do clients not mention this in reviews?

Maybe her mother was doing her a favour by answering the phone

[bettercallsaul]

Maybe her mother was doing her a favour by answering the phone

The favour being she avoided Anderson?

[Mister Anderson]

Maybe her mother was doing her a favour by answering the phone

The favour being she avoided Anderson?

Clever girl, I probably would have done the same thing if I rang me.

[bettercallsaul]

Clever girl, I probably would have done the same thing if I rang me.

I think I know why you had trouble understanding her:

[Mister Anderson]

I think I know why you had trouble understanding her:

Best punting phone ever, totally untraceable, biodegradable, and if you ever get caught by the law you can swallow it.

[bettercallsaul]

Best punting phone ever, totally untraceable, biodegradable, and if you ever get caught by the law you can swallow it.

Perhaps asking the lady to 'swallow it' is where your troubles began?

[Mister Anderson]

Perhaps asking the lady to 'swallow it' is where your troubles began?

You might laugh at my predicament but I can assure you that when those Ban-Gardaí groped me ( or frisked me as they would have you believe) last night I was quite lucky it was my banana phone I had with me. When one of the officers asked me if that was a banana in my pocket or was I just happy to see her I whipped out the banana and shoved it in my gob. She was very impressed and offered me her phone number but alas I had just eaten my phone.


Oh the irony.

[bettercallsaul]

You might laugh at my predicament but I can assure you that when those Ban-Gardaí groped me ( or frisked me as they would have you believe) last night I was quite lucky it was my banana phone I had with me. When one of the officers asked me if that was a banana in my pocket or was I just happy to see her I whipped out the banana and shoved it in my gob. She was very impressed and offered me her phone number but alas I had just eaten my phone.


Oh the irony.

You do realise you are helping me take your thread off topic?

[kumandgo]

The favour being she avoided Anderson?

Her mother ?