where do escorts do food shopping?

[Dick]

Escorts have to eat right? So my cunning plan is to pick them up in the frozen meals section in Dunnes or something?

Its worked for me with desperate horny housewives.

I've seen them browsing in the fish pie section and my best line has been

"Hey sexy, you know what goes well with a frozen fish pie? A nice little prosecco wine...and I happen to have one right here. What say we both bring the two together and test my theory?"

works everytime!

Of course I'm not stupid, I know escorts are a step up from fish pie, more peppered steak kind of girls
but prosecco wine goes well with everything, so Ill just up the ante a bit and throw in a line about being well done and popping the cork

then lure them over to the frozen desserts section for a little artic roll or viennetta, you know, don't go cheap, be classy like.

These skinny birds are starving like so once they see a green light to stuff their faces and chow down on some proper grub they are putty in your hands!