where do escorts do food shopping?

[bettercallsaul]

Just because you look like dick doesn't mean I do

I know that,Neither myself or dick are short fat bald blokes in a flasher mac, tiny penis and thong. With drool and blood shot eyes from watching too much porn

[marsha]

If ya leave the coat off we would spot you quicker

especially in the frozen food section

That is what i am afraid of, my white pullover is very thin and i don't wear a bra.. the view is so hot, frozen food will melt..

[marsha]

And I will be the short fat bald bloke in a flasher mac, tiny penis and thong. With drool and blood shot eyes from watching too much porn

Sorry that i ran away screaming i didn't know it was you.. xxx

[Dick]

That is what i am afraid of, my white pullover is very thin and i don't wear a bra.. the view is so hot, frozen food will melt..

Tip: This is the part where you start posting selfies of yourself, just to illustrate the "points" you are making

[bettercallsaul]

That is what i am afraid of, my white pullover is very thin and i don't wear a bra.. the view is so hot, frozen food will melt..

That is exactly what I was hoping for,is their really a need for the pullover though?

Maybe if it has a really open weave?

[willie wacker]

I know that,Neither myself or dick are short fat bald blokes in a flasher mac, tiny penis and thong. With drool and blood shot eyes from watching too much porn

Watching the rugby

[Dick]

Sorry that i ran away screaming i didn't know it was you.. xxx

But I was waving my cocktail sausage at you!

[JessycaWild]

Escorts have to eat right? So my cunning plan is to pick them up in the frozen meals section in Dunnes or something?

Its worked for me with desperate horny housewives.

I've seen them browsing in the fish pie section and my best line has been

"Hey sexy, you know what goes well with a frozen fish pie? A nice little prosecco wine...and I happen to have one right here. What say we both bring the two together and test my theory?"

works everytime!

Of course I'm not stupid, I know escorts are a step up from fish pie, more peppered steak kind of girls
but prosecco wine goes well with everything, so Ill just up the ante a bit and throw in a line about being well done and popping the cork

then lure them over to the frozen desserts section for a little artic roll or viennetta, you know, don't go cheap, be classy like.

These skinny birds are starving like so once they see a green light to stuff their faces and chow down on some proper grub they are putty in your hands!

Always my traditional foood...from home..is the best..If i have no time for thats...closest supermarket for ingredients...i never buy cooked food from here.
I like to do my own

[bettercallsaul]

Always my traditional foood...from home..is the best..If i have no time for thats...closest supermarket for ingredients...i never buy cooked food from here.
I like to do my own

Do you like Carrots?

[JessycaWild]

Do you like Carrots?

Actually dont...i use them just for supe