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    Quote Originally Posted by marsha View Post
    I think escort ladies tend to choose store which is the closest. Regardless nationality. To save time rather than save few bucks. Time is more precious.
    Exactly wherever is the most convenient for them,what has nationality got to do with it,in my local Dunnes i do see loads of eastern european women shop there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hornylimerick View Post
    I thought girls lived on McDonald's, Coffee, Redbull and ciggies
    Well, surely there are days like that.. although no redbull for me, makes me sick.
    Last edited by marsha; 25-10-15 at 15:45.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marsha View Post
    I think escort ladies tend to choose store which is the closest. Regardless nationality. To save time rather than save few bucks. Time is more precious.
    I see you are in Sandyford, Marsha. I'll be in the frozen desert section of Dunnes, see you later sexy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick View Post
    Escorts have to eat right? So my cunning plan is to pick them up in the frozen meals section in Dunnes or something?

    Its worked for me with desperate horny housewives.

    I've seen them browsing in the fish pie section and my best line has been

    "Hey sexy, you know what goes well with a frozen fish pie? A nice little prosecco wine...and I happen to have one right here. What say we both bring the two together and test my theory?"

    works everytime!

    Of course I'm not stupid, I know escorts are a step up from fish pie, more peppered steak kind of girls
    but prosecco wine goes well with everything, so Ill just up the ante a bit and throw in a line about being well done and popping the cork

    then lure them over to the frozen desserts section for a little artic roll or viennetta, you know, don't go cheap, be classy like.

    These skinny birds are starving like so once they see a green light to stuff their faces and chow down on some proper grub they are putty in your hands!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick View Post
    I see you are in Sandyford, Marsha. I'll be in the frozen desert section of Dunnes, see you later sexy
    So you recognise me: I will be the brunette in tight jeans, black high heel booties, and a red checkered wool coat. With a sexy smile and flirty eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marsha View Post
    So you recognise me: I will be the brunette in tight jeans, black high heel booties, and a red checkered wool coat. With a sexy smile and flirty eyes.
    If ya leave the coat off we would spot you quicker

    especially in the frozen food section

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    If ya leave the coat off we would spot you quicker

    especially in the frozen food section
    PMSL, you are a card!

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    Quote Originally Posted by marsha View Post
    So you recognise me: I will be the brunette in tight jeans, black high heel booties, and a red checkered wool coat. With a sexy smile and flirty eyes.
    And I will be the short fat bald bloke in a flasher mac, tiny penis and thong. With drool and blood shot eyes from watching too much porn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick View Post
    And I will be the short fat bald bloke in a flasher mac, tiny penis and thong. With drool and blood shot eyes from watching too much porn
    Hi willie wacker

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick View Post
    And I will be the short fat bald bloke in a flasher mac, tiny penis and thong. With drool and blood shot eyes from watching too much porn
    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    Hi willie wacker
    Just because you look like dick doesn't mean I do


    " WE ARE CONNACHT "

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